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That’s the official video? My dog could edit together a video better than that. And who reads out the specs of a car??? That crap gets ten seconds of static text at most, or in the description of the video. It’s like these people have never seen really common things, like press videos, or a basic presentation on

Don’t forget the “two symmetrical turbos. Twin turbos. Both turbos are symmetrical... The turbos are opposite of each other; mirror-image turbos in the car”

They didn’t say anything about staying on the ground, just that it would reach 290. In fact, it’ll go much faster when we give it what it deserves by strapping it to a rocket and SHOOTING IT INTO THE SUN!!!

If this is the future of Hypercars, I think I might turn in my Jalop card. I like the current round of hypercars; they’re very pretty and they don’t need tearing up. I’m perfectly alright waiting four or five years for the Veyron successor to duke it out with Koenigsegg’s Agera followup. And maybe even the SSC

It looks even worse than that. Like a blind toddler tried to draw a Veyron, then fell asleep in the middle of it, then drooled on the whole thing to smudge it up. I can’t overstate how awful this thing looks

I still have no idea what he was saying with the cable nonsense. Even the system in my head, a single fiber-optic cable that runs back and forth through every component (which is what it sounds like he’s saying) would be really annoying to implement, painful to repair, and likely heavier because each and every

Nuclear fuels (uranium/plutonium) are some of the most energy-dense substances in existence. What more do you suggest?

Inferring from frame two, I’d say RoboCap. Gettit?

I think that’s the joke; it’s supposed to be a blower, but it ‘sucks,’ per the title.

I see the term “drive it like you rented it” has been proven once again! Am I the only one who’s surprised at how low the top speed of these cars is? Or is that just how the gearing has to be to get max mpgs at 60mph? If something as flat-faced and torque-geared as a Jeep Wrangler has a ~100 mph v-max, surely the

Just the announcement would get Ant Man in the press a little more; I haven't heard much about it since the first trailer came out last month. That said, I can see where you (and Disney now, obviously) are coming from; Hollywood has always been a dick-measuring contest of epic proportions, and Disney certainly has the

Probably earlier; Age of Ultron debuts April 22 in Europe

A lot of people, myself included, thought it would debut before Ant Man in a play to help the ratings. I guess they were in a hurry to release it, though.

Actually, those are the Jarvises. Ultron is Tony Stark's illegitimate son who is backtracking from the date of his birth to figure out the identity of his his real father; hence the title: Age of Ultron.

If I remember correctly, it was a parody of the "nobody in the secret society knows the identity of the other members" idea from James Bond's S.P.E.C.T.R.E.

Which, all things considered (this being an Adam Sandler movie, after all) is highly unlikely.

So talk about Star Trek :P

But... This is a site for people who know more than average..... Right..? We're all nerds here, and that should count for something.... Even out the playing field, at least?

That's what I get for going off of Wikipedia..