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They just needed an extra radiator for low-speed cooling, and they didn't have the money to put two more epic hidden scoops in like on top. It could have looked like the Aventador, with gaudy, "look at me!" side scoops, or boxy ones like the Gallardo. This way, it stopped the car from looking slab-sided while also

Only this is the regular turbo. It would be an interesting strategy, much like putting "family size" on standard-sized boxes of cereal. Probably get more buyers, too.

Yeah, but 2.3? I understand putting the engine displacement on a car when it's a crazy amount (a'la Boss 429), or when it's small (a'la Focus 1.0), or even when it's classic (a'la 5.0 Mustang), but sticking it on there when it's, a) not impressive and b) not going to sell more cars, isn't going to help. If anything,

Take a look at the CCXR Edition ridealong that Jalopnik went on during their trip to Koenigsegg HQ. Very manual.

Apparently, these things are popular for EV conversions. They've got lots of space for batteries, and the light initial weight keeps the final weight with batteries low.

You know what is so much worse? Kia Sportage. You'd think that the turn signals would be up by the brake lights, right by the belt-line, right? Wrong. They're down along the bumper, just waiting to be mistaken for reflectors. To make it even worse, the turn signals still aren't amber. It's absolutely useless

Well, think about Ender's Game (book, not movie). They didn't have FTL tech, but they still invaded, and puny little us drove them back. Currently, we have no idea if FTL travel is even possible, and while that doesn't necessarily mean that invaders won't have it, if both parties are limited by physics, it will level

Yeah, isn't Google Fiber only available in Kansas City? If that's not middle America, nothing is.

But if you were an alien invader, wouldn't you take out the planet's best fighters to increase your chances of succeeding? The list of tired, overused stereotypes you rattled off missed the big ones: gun-owning, second-amendment supporting,God-fearing (meaning not likely to buy into whatever nonsense the aliens feed

Technically, you can get a Roller in whatever color you want through the bespoke program. It may not be an official color name, but I can think of a lot of truly messed up things to draw colors from. Three-days-dead grey, my-favorite-shirt blue, horse-teeth yellow and yellow snow are the first to spring to mind.

There was the RSR concept, but that was just a design study and primarily for spec racing. I would love to see a production version; the concept was so pretty.

That would be by far the worst twist ever. I'm shocked that you would even utter such words. Leave Ledger's Joker out of it; make it "What if Bane was just following orders from Ra's Al Goul's daughter because they met a long time ago in a cave?" Not quite the same, but still kinda ridiculous, and without tainting

I'm divided over the Mandarin twist. It was a wonderful twist that showed Killian's brillance while giving us some lovely jokes and a very enjoyable character. It worked for the movie; and that's all any twist should have to live up to.

Perhaps a pre-constructed suit for Pepper, revealed to her after Tony is captured would be more to your liking?

Hey, now; be nice. It's not like Tony can't build a bunch more suits whenever he feels like it. It's not like he's not going to be in Avengers: Age of Ultron. It's not like Pepper enacted the Clean Slate Protocol; Tony did it of his own vocation. Calling people names and citing age-old sexist slurs are not going to

Wasn't that what Marvel did with Captain America? Instead of a cutscene, you got an extended trailer for Avengers. I don't mind it so much; it's better than some recent movies that had no idea what to do with it (I'm looking at you, Pacific Rim). The nice thing about the MCU's end scenes is the fact that they're well

Even the new Charger? I know it's a matter of personal opinion, but there is way too much black space on the new front facia for me to enjoy it. Also, the Avenger still looks early-2000's. And the Journey is too slab-sided; it looks outdated just like the Avenger.

It may be an enthusiasts' car, but it's not a true enthusiasts' car. Too many automotive 'posers' buy them these days, who don't care about the performance or the heritage, just that it's got a horse on the front. Also, there's too much technology. The reason Jalopnik gets so pumped up about Lotii, or old Volvos, or

I'm just not sure if its worth the extra weight. Surely slightly reduced torque for the first few hundred rpms would still break even when having to move 150 kg less weight. Also, no one is going to track this. The LF XX, maybe, but the F70 will be housed in rich mens' garages and driven to Monaco on the weekends.

God also said no hybrid Ferraris; yet look where we are today. Here's hoping that Ferrari will be smote by God soon; I'm getting sick of cars with such potential being ruined by lackluster styling and bullshit sales policies. Ferrari need to get off their high horse (pun intended) and start making true enthusiast