So I09 shit is going to be on the front page now, it seems.

9 of the top 20 comedies of all time were made in 1942 or earlier? Give me a fucking break. I know that movie critics love to fellate themselves, but that is egregious.

The only thing worse than a listicle is arguing over someone else’s listicle.

Political science says: partisan identity is a hell of a thing. And it trumps (no pun intended :( word ruined forever) gender identification. Common sense and reason say: it boggles the mind. Generations from now people will still be wondering how this was possible. Yes, party ID, yes racial resentment, but…

It’s like salt water taffy. Maybe salt water taffy was an amazing treat 500 years ago before mankind invented Snickers and sour Skittles, but who in the hell would *chose* to eat salt water taffy today, when so many better options exist.

Yelp Review: Bad president, unlikely to vote for him again. 1 star.

If repeatedly pointing out how awful Trump is works as well for Clinton’s memoir as it did when it was the main plank of her campaign, I predict excellent sales for The Art of the Deal.

“What the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here. I don’t belong here.”

I feel like Life of Brian is *universally regarded* as a better movie than Holy Grail. (I’m pretty sure Ebert thought that way). Grail probably has better bits but Life of Brian is a better movie.

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It gives touch control and motion support a whole new meaning.

Trust me I wonder that all the time.....

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I’d recommend former Playboy Interviews Editor David Sheff’s great book Game Over. It covers the history of Nintendo from 1889 until the 1990's, focusing on the modern video game history. It’s pretty much a definitive look at the company and how it got to where it is today.  

Love Hotels aren’t brothels technically. They’re just hotels that are orientated towards casual hookups, which Japanese people wouldn’t do in regular hotels. There can be some prostitution shenanigans in the shadier establishment s. I don’t know what Nintendo’s were like.

Better yet, imagine a Sega love hotel. That would make for some very interesting Sonic Sez segments.

“Did you bet against the Harlem Globetrotters?” “I thought the Generals were due!”

You’ll need to submit 3 Simpson’s quotes as a reference.

it’s insane, this guy’s taint!

I’m glad he’s moved on, of course, but Aukerman will always be Mr. Show’s “Taint Guy” to me...