"for the entirety of human history"

would mayo work? i like mayo better than mustard

i just hope ZA's character is basically Vod

i read that as "You let me do me, and I'm gonna do you!"

"I wouldn't be here if my dad hadn't asked my mom to date him ten million times! I WOULD NOT BE HERE!"

i do that with my own name

every single person interviewed was indian with the exception of maria misra whose name clearly identifies her as being of indian descent.

i learned it from geekslut

https://go.allout.org/en/a/northern-…

are you a big time molly dealer? Have you dated any one in ISIS? Are you in ISIS? Are you an international art thief? Are you the best singer on your psych ward?

jesus, what a redneck. i didn't know they had those from new york.

ah, paris

hmm, i see what you mean..."no, i do not wanna blow you now or when we get back to my place" still implies they will be going home together

unless she just says "no"

i'm lying in bed eating slices of salami now

noooooooooooooooope

what the hell

he pulls her tampon out with his teeth, i think. about as sexy as if he emptied her moon cup.

i read an article by the awful liz jones last week who seemed to be under the impression that 'PC warriors' were the reason the tampon scene was left out of the 50 shades movie. i guess she didn't reflect that squeamishness about such a thing would be more the remit of reactionary conservative fucknuts like the paper…

how does she know about my ice cream and beaver anus fetish?