I can think of 130,000 reasons.

Should have lead with the last sentence. It's becoming impossible even in the southern cities now.

I’d say an easier way to an enjoyable life is to drive something that isn’t a total PITA to own.  

15-16 hours in economy is honestly not that bad when you get used to it. Plus, at the end you’re on the other side of the planet, which is neat.

Ive never wanted white New Balances and jorts as much as I want them now.

Wake me up when the Corvette C8.E is unveiled.

Your boss traded in a nearly $400,000 supercar on a LC500? I love the LC500, but that’s just insane. 

And if Dems win in 2020, everyone will blame them, even though the economy is usually due to the previous term’s president. Obama is why we improved now. Next term, Trump will be why we crashed again.

I can appreciate inappropriate humor, but your attempt at this one was pretty fucking shitty and just plain not funny.

LOL. Good lord, you just compared Russian nuclear scientists building a weapon of mass destruction with Sergio? May you be forever sentenced to life driving an Orange Fiat 500e with a deteriorated battery pack.

Only 11.3% of U.S. drivers have had a past speeding ticket? No effing way. If they are talking about tickets within the last year, I might almost believe it. Otherwise, this can’t be accurate.

I think it's called "burying the lede", but I'm pedantic.

You can't spell tariffs without FFS. 

Am I living in a reality where I am actually falling in love with a ‘Murican car?? And a Corvette at that?! WHAT IS GOING ON??!!

The Base Model 2020 Porsche 911 Will Start At $97,400

Mercedes’ Hamilton stop (where they took 50sec to change the wing and tires) must also have broken a record or two!

We just got ours in!

Youtube fame > longevity 

My favorite part about the internet is that it allows you to enjoy every minor asshole from around the world, not just the nearby ones.