Bullitt

Meanwhile, the CJ-5 version of this was the most ridiculously handsome thing in the whole damn town.

The seats ain’t stock but the stock ones weren’t denim.  They were vinyl that looked like denim.  Had a CJ-5 Levis Renegade in high school.  304 V8 spitting fire through side-existing glass packs.  Awesomeness to spare, and life-long tinnitus as a parting gift.  

Devil with the blue dress, devil with the blue dress, devil with the blue dress on.  

That’s a great picture, in that it clearly demonstrates that when your doors are that fucking cool, you just leave them open when you park.  

Can we go back to the black / white / grey / red camo?

It won’t.

More expensive than a Mustang. Uglier. Slower.

No Chestnut Metallic?  No sale.  

Because football, by design, makes you dumb and angry, and sometimes dead.  

Fuckers should be shot and left to rot.  

Joshua Trees at Yosemite?  

Had a 304 CJ-5.

Lincoln once made great fucking cars

Enjoyed how the only English words spoken in the video were swear words.

Pinto Cruising Wagon on BaT

A woman was murdered. You attempt a joke.

Phil also has one of these.

First, Big Al. Now, Miss Michigan.

The 1LEs are great for going fast. Going fast on the street is stupid, so that leaves you with a cartoon interior, that you can barely see out of, with shitty gas mileage and zero practicality.