Two cars I’d buy instantly - any fast, cool, handsome Lincoln, any sexy Lancia

Mustang not available in Chestnut metallic. Lincoln Continental not cool / fast.

Watching NFL football is genocide.

Dear Lincoln: Make a fast and badass car and I will purchase it.

Hope Robert Mueller isn’t too busy.

The Vantage was perfect. But, like the Jeep XJ, Toyota AW11 and C2 Vette, some doofus thought “progress” was necessary, and now it is no longer perfect. Progress is overrated.

Go fuck yourself.

Counter-take: New York Times vs. Sullivan is what led to President Trump. If newspapers can lie, they will, and you end up with liars on both sides.

Jeeps are bricks, and the only real solution for improving mpg is thin air. My JK’s highway miles per gallon goes from 19 at sea level to 24, above 5,000 feet.

Does it come in Chestnut Metallic?

Ms. Adler.

Is Constanza available?

Does Dusty get his job back?

The best baseball = Get runs. Have fun.

Headline is wrong.

Nothing, thanks. It’s ugly and one of those CUV atrocities .

Badass, lightweight flat track = buy

Culvers. That is all.

Look Jimbo, the only thing I care about is when Chestnut Metallic returns as a Mustang color.

The cake thing was a joke.