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Possibly Zack Snyder (SOMEBODY's responsible for keeping the original DAWN OF THE DEAD off the market, and it sure ain't George Romero).

She's married to Christopher Lloyd- no, not the beloved Reverend Jim from TAXI; the guy who created MODERN FAMILY and other hit sitcoms.
So, basically, zillionare housewife.
It sounds like a nice life.

Actually, the whole "learning their language" cliche is irrelevant in POTA… because the apes are already speaking Taylor's language.
The entire movie's plot is built around Taylor slowly being forced to accept the truth of what's happened; the genius of the movie is that, even though all the clues are there, the

I think DARK STAR is basically unremakable; it's an oddball student film that somehow got turned into a feature.
But maybe GHOST OF MARS can be redone as a sequel to the ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK remake, since the original started out as ESCAPE FROM MARS.

Apparently, sarcasm is difficult to convey on the internet.
But more seriously: it's kind of interesting that Carpenter remade TWO 1950s genre classics with such wildly different results: THE THING, after an initial backlash, has now basically eclipsed the original in popular opinion,, while VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED

The only John Carpenter movie that should be remade is VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED.

Trump not fake? oh, there is nothing even remotely real about him.
He's not just a liar- he's a lie.

But seriously: Trump literally fits every possible definition of a troll.

Check out The White House recently?

I hope we can agree that "both sides do it" is pretty much a bullshit cop-out when one side actively calls for the rape and murder of those that disagree with them.

Then (as I noted elsewhere on this thread) he'd better stop restricting his killing to just the disposable henchmen, and stop relying on a revolving door roster of recurring villains.
You want a Batman who kills? Fine. Then you have to accept that the Joker is first on his list, and that he will NOT stop there.
The

When we first got a look at X-24, with his hairstyle and clothing, he very briefly (intentionally?) looks like Liev Schreiber as Sabretooth in ORIGINS.
And bringing back Wolverine's "brother" would have made as much sense, narratively, as cloning him… but thank god they didn't (no offense to Schreiber)

In both the comics and the movies, Logan has been described as being like a samurai- and, more specifically, as a masterless samurai, a "ronin"- a word that literally translates as "Wave Man", because without a master, a samurai is a man adrift on the seas of fate.

If there WAS a "Robin Hood craze" back then, it was basically fallout from the 1980s cult series ROBIN OF SHERWOOD,

It IS pretty pointless- not because people might not go for a well-done Robin Hood movie, but because they all cancel each other out.
It's like Universal trying to reboot it's "Classic Monsters"; hey, Uni, we just had PENNY DREADFUL, VICTOR FRANKENSTEIN, and various Draculas. Your "Corporate Property" isn't going to

It may have no bearing on the quality of the final product as it's OWN work of art… but there is such a thing as being a good movie and a bad adaptation. (a classic example is Kubrick's film version of THE SHINING, which is held up as a classic by Kubrick fans, but pretty much pisses on the original author's

But if he was "entirely different person", maybe he was in X2 and WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT!