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gotta save SOMETHING for sweeps.

Either way, it evokes Weimar Germany.

I believe the technical term is "Lawgiver".

So let me get this straight… Disney makes TWO live-action versions of THE JUNGLE BOOK, and the one with wall-to-wall CGI ISN'T the one directed by Steven Sommers?

And THIS was when I realised that R2D2 was basically ROBOT SNOOPY:

Just makes me respect Robin Hood all the more. Dude's an Earl, and he just looks around at the rest of the aristocracy and goes "hey, you dudes really suck. I'm going over here with these peasants now".

And this upcoming storyline about the Armenian Money Caravan sounds a bit derivative.

"GOOGLE~ONNET~JOBS~$98/h~~Pay? Screw him. I posted on the AV Club for a decade, and he STILL spams my comments!"- Craig Tower, to an AV Club commentariat that wasn't sure how serious he was.

and you KNOW they did their research!

It's directed by Nicholas Meyer, who wrote THE SEVEN PERCENT SOLUTION and directed WRATH OF KHAN.
He's pretty good at screwing around with other people's characters.

Bram Stoker was kidnapped by an Evil Lesbian Rat Cult who wanted him to write a book about them, and he did, but he also seduced one of the lesbians because that's just how you've got to roll if you want to be part of the Victorian Literary scene, bay-bay.

"Drew Carey? Screw him. I worked with the guy for a decade, and he STILL calls me Lewis!"- Ryan Stiles, to an improv show audience that wasn't sure how serious he was.

And by "the lamentations of their women", you mean a class-action sexual harassment lawsuit.

"Now dat's one Juicey Busey!"

I'm taking this as a hint that THE LEGEND OF CONAN may not be happening after all.

SUGAR DADDY

My pop-culture facepalm? When I realised that Huey, Dewey, and Louie weren't Donald Duck's "nephews" at all, but his illegitimate sons.
Also, that Pluto is mentally retarded (although I've never completely been convinced by the claims that he's Goofy's lover)

And, of course, the upcoming ASH VS EVIL DEAD series

also AMAZING SCREW ON HEAD.