But what if Lucy WAS the one who wrote that?

Very much so. See for yourself:

I recall that news conference for DARK KNIGHT RISES where Nolan and Bale both affirmed that it would absolutely, definitely be their last Batman movie, and Caine cheerfully responded "I've got to be honest; I would probably do more if they made a nice offer".
God bless the ol' mercenary.

And yet, it still doesn't sound any worse that "DO YOU BLEED? YOU WILL!"

Counterpoint: he really put a lot of work into rendering the nipples.

And they did the theme to that TV show everyone around these parts likes so much!

Remember, this is the guy that waited until AFTER Seal Team 6 to finish his "Batman Vs. Bin Laden" comic.

But seriously, this is what I like about Italian films: even the trashy ones are a little bit artsy, and even the artsiest ones are a little bit trashy.

Um, there kinda/sorta is one.
But without that pesky continuity!

… now if they could just express that idea in movies a fraction as good.

This seems like a good place to ask: Does anybody know anything about THIS?: https://vimeo.com/29780174

So did the original. Lumley and McCallum and the guest actors sold the weird concepts.

It was the PERFECT 1970s Brit Sci-Fi TV show, in that they just waved their hands and dodged The Curse Of Bad Special Effects: "these characters LOOK human, but they're not; that doorway LOOKS normal, but is actually a Portal Through Time; that trick lighting and fog means we're in Another Dimension".
They just…

I'd like to point out that, whoever you are, if you're a Heterosexual American Male , there's like a 30% chance Donald Sutherland has slept with your lady.

(to be fair: Mel's really being very classy about this whole FURY ROAD thing)

And the "ticking time bomb" quality of Mel Gibson.

To be fair, those storylines can get pretty complex.

I recall Timothy Dalton casually brushing aside a comment about his being a "trained Shakespearean actor" by noting that pretty much ALL British actors had done Shakespeare; stagework was basically mandatory training, because there simply weren't enough jobs in TV and movies to give them to amateurs who had no…

WHERE'S FIREFLY?

HAH HA! "running around!"