UPDATE: All roads in New York City will be closed after 2:30 PM. The car is parked, and now we, too, are parked in front of Netflix’s Fireplace 4K. Stay warm!

You would be surprised, a GSX-R750 can outrun the radio and a chopper, don’t ask.

No, it’s actually pretty easy to make money on daily fantasy since the vast majority of players are just picking names they know. There’s plenty of publicly available information out there to give you an edge. And it’s only rigged in favor of professional players in the sense that professional players do a lot more…

Just about any customer who brings their own parts were sent to my competitors..

*mandatory annual driver’s tests at all ages

Why is it always about race with these cops?

You mean the former Browns quarterback between Spergon Wynn and Kelly Holcomb?

HEAR. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME. HEAR.

CORNERS ARE A SOCIALIST PLOT, SON. You know where they got corners? EUROPE. No God-fearin’ American needs those damn Yuppie Euro scum, anyway. Now shut your piehole and finish this 12-pack of Shiner, boy.

Why not buy this and use the extra FOURTY THREE GRAND to purchase a bigger blower, as the ad states, and as many hellcat shaming stickers as one can afford. Plus its called Terminator

You’re right of course, but I’m not sure how that’s necessarily a problem. Trucks are supposed to be functional vehicles, and as the saying goes form follows function. There’s only so much that can be done without compromising its ability to do what people expect of a truck.

This isn’t my definition. The first true muscle car, the GTO, was a Pontiac Tempest with a 400 ci engine stuffed into it.. I don't think it would be a stretch to consider them modern muscle cars. Although some of those cars just used the same engine but with a turbo. I’d add the Abarth 500 to the list.

350-400 hp, 6 speed manual as an option, endlessly tuneable, surprisingly comfortable, you can fit two fullsize adults in the back seat (after you wait 30 years for the seat to move for them), shares parts with tons of domestic vehicles, and you can pick a decent, fairly low mileage one up for a hair over $10,000.…

I bet a lot of Eagles fans would like to Club Kelly.

Supposedly the car will be used for firefighters to train with the jaws of life, so rather than wreck it they may be trying to duplicate certain conditions. This looks like the aftermath of a rollover wreck.

I didn’t like it before the hipsters didn’t like it so they would like it so I now I like it because the hipsters don’t like it. I’m so hipster. NP

Depends where your priority is.

Done. Joke's on them, my tubes are tied :)