Witch?

And my apathy at casting news continues unabated!

They were thinking of melting it down to make ten thousand spoons.

Now imagine Martin Shkreli buys it . . .

Deep Blue ruined everything!

The AV Club

ANY HOTTT LADIES WANT TO CHAT?

Does it even matter anymore?

Back under the sadness tarp!

He was bitten by a radioactive dick nose …. that killed his mom?

Why does it keep tugging on that restraining bolt?

Exactly whom are you referring to as unkempt?

Mr. T, Matchmaker.

Yeah, See!

IT WAS OVER THE PANTS!

Barefoot in the Park?

This isn't one of those fancy red head cocktails is it?

Isn't that EVERY industry?

Sex Party candidate John Ince did all he could!

We might get O'Neal to register a "meh" if we offer some Rye!