"Suck my di—-ASS!"'

Fred Willard is one of my favorite people on this planet. I shudder at the thought of him actually thinking about quitting show business. He's one of those old school guys who's managed to stay relevant.

Fred Willard is one of my favorite people on this planet. I shudder at the thought of him actually thinking about quitting show business. He's one of those old school guys who's managed to stay relevant.

Great episode, and it had a little bit of everything I love about this show.

Great episode, and it had a little bit of everything I love about this show.

Probably revealing a little too much here, but I have tripped on acid, taken shrooms, experimented in antidepressants, smoke pot daily, drink alcohol like it's going out of style, and I've never smoked a cigarette. It's not so far-fetched as you may think. As for the grade, I agree—this was one of the series' worst…

Probably revealing a little too much here, but I have tripped on acid, taken shrooms, experimented in antidepressants, smoke pot daily, drink alcohol like it's going out of style, and I've never smoked a cigarette. It's not so far-fetched as you may think. As for the grade, I agree—this was one of the series' worst…

Gluten for punishment? Is there some faraway land where wheat thins and pizza crusts are locked up in a jail or something?

Gluten for punishment? Is there some faraway land where wheat thins and pizza crusts are locked up in a jail or something?

She's so…plain looking, and morbidly unfunny. You obviously live in an alternate universe. Perhaps the WILD WILD WEST? Jim West, desperado, rough rider, no you don't want nada. I'm gonna go kill myself now.

She's so…plain looking, and morbidly unfunny. You obviously live in an alternate universe. Perhaps the WILD WILD WEST? Jim West, desperado, rough rider, no you don't want nada. I'm gonna go kill myself now.

More like Turd Crapley.

Rebecca De Mornay was so hot after her role in A Love of Two Brains

Not a single mention of "cop-blocked," and the awkward looks Shawn and Gus displayed after Anderson uttered it? AVClub, you disappoint me.

Are you saying he fucked 20 pounds out of her?

Looked like a COP .357 Derringer. Could be wrong.

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My avatar just happens to be Harrison Ford's incredulous face. So there.

WHERE'S THE GODDAMN ZOOKEEPER

Oh believe me, I have (as an adult). As a 7 year old, I likely would've cried and broken my NES.