you actually typed out “canucky bucks” twice, and then still hit publish? wow.
Cragopotomus
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Lol, ah, the last of the Old Guard Jalops...
I vote we ban you from Jalopnik
Am I doing this right?
Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.
What? You didn’t see the d1ck in the original header?
This isn’t a showpiece article; it doesn’t even have dick pics.
If we’re naming this scandal can we please call it Wastegate?
All Ahmad Ali wanted was a Chevrolet Corvette souped up to have enough horsepower to defibrillate God. To realize…
You expected people that are not you to understand that reference?
That was strangely poetic.
Ah, police chases. Where every manic L.A. helicopter reporter, talking a mile a minute, will almost always refer to a Scion as a “Toyota Scion” about once per mile.