Nicki continues to reach for new lows.  Also, rhyming foot with foot, girl?  C’mon.

I’m really interested to see how DeSantis’ national bid impacts his popularity in Florida (and the FL GOP at large). Especially because now he can’t distract from his pissing match with Disney.

Elle King needs to get some help. This is not the first time she has shown up to perform and was completely wasted. 

From what’s been said, this isn’t Ella’s first rodeo in the ‘showing of blitzed off her tits’ department. Fine that’s her prerogative....but don’t do it during Dolly’s stuff. The woman has given her all for decades and deserves the decorum.

Ron DeSantis should be forced to carry his presidential campaign to term.

I know Jezebel has to find the abortion angle in every story, but it really had nothing to do with his downfall. DeSantisBot Human Emulator 2.0 didn’t lose to trump by 30 points because of his abortion stance. It lost because Trump is still alive and still in the race, and has a cult following that still owns the GOP.

HA!!! So glad to see that my fellow Jezelbellians also came to the same conclusion that I did; he is most likely a sex addict with an epic porn collection...stay tuned...

He’s absolutely doing this out of guilt from his own porn watching. There is a 100% chance he has a collection he tells himself is for “research.”

Calling it now; dude has a collection of child porn that would make Josh Duggar blush.

Calling it now....Dusty has an IMPRESSIVE collection of porn somewhere.

An even more foolish decision on their part.

There is literally no way you’ll get me to pay anything additonal for “AI” functionality.

And the price of the hardware in the first place.  

Aren’t people already paying for it with the data Amazon is collecting? Eat shit, Bezos.

Why does Alexa have to make money? No, seriously, why?

I don’t have anything against Pauly Shore, per se. But I like Richard Simmons and think he deserves a better actor to play him.

Honestly, Pauly Shore seems like the perfect person to play Richard Simmons. Compare his stoner weirdo schtick from the 90s to Richard Simmons’ onstage persona and they’re pretty damn close. If Shore can nail the off-stage gravitas that the teaser alludes to then I’m on board.

Spill the beans, Matis...

A lowlight of my career is that one time Pauly called me creepy and weird for something that was neither.