To bring this full circle: there are people in your town who are both qualified and terrified at their current gig. If you paid enough to make it worth their while, they’d jump to you.

So your pay is not high enough for your location.

If you can’t get people to apply for your job opening, it’s because you don’t pay enough. Welcome to Capitalism 101.

I weep for the future.

Skins Skin Head Hog’s Head, Find Beef

Is there an invisible magnet in the passenger seat, pulling the center console to the right?

>in 30 years Germany will still be finding new ways to flagellate itself over this.

Damn, I thought this was a gimme for any Gen X-Y'er.

Thus putting the ‘shoot’ in ‘golden parachute.’

Nissan Punts, Kicks Kicks Decision Down the Road.

Scooter Computer and Mr. CHIPS.

Puts the black eye in organEYEzation.

Counterpoint: that is a lovely villa and a gorgeous gun.

In a timeline where Biff has been defeated, this might be worth $5k. Here, it’s a depressing CP.

Came here to tell the same story about the next generation of SL600. I shook with excitement as I climbed into the driver’s seat at age 21.

>Tadge Juechter

No sister, but I'm interested in your trade-in.

Me: How about a late-90's Sienna?

That Escaladed quickly.

With the arrival of a mid-engined Corvette, they needed new vaporware.