Probably happily, you cuck!

Don’t hate the player. Hate the game that doesn’t pay the player. -Cliffs Notes

Like building those roads in the first place? Your version of “government” is completely arbitrary. 

1st Gear: "We call it 'regenerative breaking.'" -Elon

Make All-Stars Gordo Again

It's not even a shot!

Nats fan here, not grinning, just wish this didn’t get any ink. A meaningless slipup, the coverage of which only encourages athletes to say even less.

“JLTV is built to be dead...reliable!"

Ethnic differences are all a miRaj.

Whatever s/he wants for it: NP.

+1 Crusade

Preach. The correct Deadspin headline here was “Tall Man Allowed To Crush Heads With Impunity.”

Where have you gone, Jö Dimäjeå.

Nobody's commenting. Nobody cares.

Holy Steampunk Wet Dream.

Only an Avalon owner would need their car to tell them what year it is.

If this had been the Mayakoba Classic in San Diego, Kuchar would’ve cut a check for 10% in a heartbeat. If for no other reason than to protect his reputation.

Unfortunately, this is EXACTLY the sort of qualitative awareness that Analytics Departments breed *out* of campaigns. Speaking from experience (and data nerddom), campaigns now have incredible insight into who might do what. They lost the interpersonal understanding as to WHY.

As a white wannabe-ally, it kills me that no *white* candidate has taken the reverse-Cory stance. It’s the easiest thing in the world to do from a position of privilege.

“Splat.”