Then they seized his North America.

He’s just thrilled to see The Cancer outside his body.

Good thing the Deep South doesn’t have a football team. They might celebrate with what the rest of us call “Monkey In The Middle...”

Don’t even ask me how I got this.

If I feel strongly about ESPN’s statement, can I boycott their advertisers?

Psst, fellow white people: real authority flows from fairness and objectivity, not a piece of fabric.

>during the *PAID* nationalistic pre-game ceremony

He can’t burn Tampa’s secondary, they’re too well-hydrated.

It’s hard enough to move to Minnesota when you’re black. Then they make you go to a mayo clinic?!

Nope. All the actors not named Rufus Sewell literally turned into wood.

Not the first time a man in a high castle caused a fuhrer on the MTA.

I pretty much assume all black defendants are innocent at this point.

Not as nuts as this crowd went:

Can foreigners donate to the mayor’s campaign? Because this guy is a Real North American Hero.

Don’t ever dismiss Trump as “rambling.” He knows exactly what he’s doing, which is fighting a culture war with every ounce of his energy. And he can win. The sooner we—the rational humanists—realize that, the sooner we will we fight back with the fury that is appropriate against a meathead who will not stop until…

Man, I’d hate to be Roger Goodell right ever.

Those nachos were ranked #27 in the Cardinals organization to start the year. Now the whole league is talking about them.

Black-adjacent Uncomfortable Motherf*cker (BUM).

Without a bus on the field, Boston fans knew not where to throw their trash.

Is the Mayo Clinic where you go to learn to like mayo?