Pro-tip: Create a fake name and burner email account when using a cheating website. There, saved you twenty dollars.

FSM help me for saying it, since nothing is too stupid apparently, but just wait until they combine this reality show with Rising Star ... if America votes, the box unfolds.

Hmmm ... a younger sister nobody knew about who is upset (i.e., whiny) about something? Sounds like mystical monk magic to me.

Did someone just purchase a new insurance policy and then "forget" to set the alarm?

Let's master subject-verb agreement before attempting word-play, okay?

Well, that would certainly simplify things when SCOTUS decides to make contraception illegal across the board.

I loved the comment and it deserves a million stars, but this is probably the wrong audience — it's like throwing PERLs before swine.

I imagine this all started with a mix-up at the local Kinko's when the promoters for this race grabbed the flyers being printed for the area's swing club and vice versa. Fortunately for everyone involved, the club decided to go ahead with their "Pi Eating" themed mixer since one pun is as good as another.

Who do?

I see a twist like in "The Usual Suspects" coming when the homeowner remarks to the confused officer who has just let the feline burglar outside, "Cat? I don't own a cat."

What power?

What babe?

I really don't understand those who are anti-vaccine. Even if they distrust doctors, pharmacological companies, and the government, haven't they ever spoken to their grandparents? My family can't be the only one in which the older generation can rattle off the names of all the…

But isn't "losing her shit" essential to her Nancy-Graceness? I would assume she's been replaced by a pod person if ever there were a news story about young white girls that did not cause her to foam at the mouth like a lunatic.

Oh my ... that is a very pleasing thought.

But maybe you will find your prince ...

I heard this guy is available to represent real 'muricans at the next bee:

The government angle was my thought — if the industry moved en masse to Florida or Arizona I would predict a legislative backlash (Florida has already prosecuted some on the basis of obscenity laws, so going there would be playing with fire). Nevada seems like the most likely to be receptive to the new business over…

You joke, but I suppose the niche markets might better weather this new law (dearth of alternate content providers, beggars/choosers, etc.).

So what state is going to be the beneficiary of this law? Nevada?