why would it be awesome to pay billions of dollars to put perfectly useful cars in the landfill and then mine billions of tons of steel, aluminum, and rare earth ores

yeah 2011 cars are total garbage that are barely still on the road.

vehicles that use materials and energy to be produced

what if we spent it to make it possible to live a life where you could walk to anything

now that we no longer have drive shafts running down the middle of cars or need direct linkages to fwd make-car-go parts, can we get rid of the center console and BRING BACK BENCH SEATS?

Uh your number 1 fucked kids.

Pork Chop Bite Man is a hero. Do not besmirch his name by comparing him to Pantomimes Sexual Assault Man.

I can only hear you if you speak in rap lyrics

Forgot about Tre

“Quite frankly, $110,000 is an insane amount of damages for a screwup like this.”

go evict someone

The quote colon source format of headlines here is more proof that this is a publication of New York elitists who learned to write from failing lamestream media outlet The New York Post

It’s funny how judges always interpret the intent of legislatures in such a way that their golf buddies get paid at the expense of the kind of poors who couldn’t even get a tee time at the muni course.

Customer: “Please tell me how much this car costs.”

don’t worry: nobody will be able to watch this video

Lime projects that next year gross revenue will increase to over $1 billion, and that efforts to improve the sturdiness of their scooters will cut operating losses in half, the Information wrote.

I miss that era of Onion when there was one writer who rode, and it snuck into articles in weird, hilarious ways:

Do you think they will refit it with Boeing’s proprietary “the plane flies itself into the ground” device?

Well, Reagan sent in the troops as scabs, but what you wrote is basically the preamble to the Constitution

I think you forgot that collective bargaining is the deal that the capitalists made with the working people so that the working people would stop dynamiting them in their mansions in the middle of the night.