But not of Nazis. The point is that MLS loves Nazis.

Lol I can’t imagine thinking that people who haven't chosen to use those cloying affectations have never “experienced different cultures.”

It's not elitism. It's that this is laaaaaaaaaaaame.

No. Weirdo Americans who spent too much of the Bush years in youth hostels and cosplay Euro soccer fandom say “cheers” instead of “thank you,” “you’re welcome,” or “I acknowledge,” and they call America “The States.”

Cheers to the States

We say “sports” here in the free world.

No, this pathetic Real* Futboll cosplay is VERY SERIOUS and an effective way to fight racism and creeping fascism.

Well, maybe not. Someone could tell Pro Soccer Inc that the American flag was flown by the people who immolated all the Nazis in Dresden.

because we otherwise wouldn’t have Holdens, Skodas, or SEATs.

today I learned the reason that the trucks that deliver fuel to airplanes are (or were) called bowsers.

buying tickets and coming to the game; that’ll show the nazi-lovers at the mls

“From its music to its food to its sports teams and even its goddamned history, New England has exploited imported talent and effort, yet acts like it’s baked into the very fabric of the area.”

Today I saw two separate adult humans wearing winter gloves

Re: Kabbadi: You left out the most important part: It’s STEAL THE BACON but you have to hold your breath!

Who built it?

floor mats? WHEELS?

eating nothing but sausages, chips and french fries for basically his entire life!

how are they going to test a blind, deaf man for autism

Produce your own fucking content. This isn’t the NCAA; your new bosses shoudn’t expect us to produce it for free.

This weird little abomination lasted for 4 seasons around that time, so I reckon Firefly would’ve done ok..