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countercounterpoint: TWIZZYYYYYYYYYY

you made a big mistake

if only someone had written a thousand pages on that topic

why did she need a hubby to take her music to the next level

PLAY SUMMER OF 69

you will lose your job, the bank will foreclose on your “home,” and you will rent it from the bank.

Poccnr

England, Russia, Germany, China, Belgium, France, Switzerland, Japan, Israel, Finland, and Italy would like to have a word with you.

The Böttger and von Tschirnhaus story would make such a great movie.

buy a bicycle

also the whole qatar slavery thing

I never heard of any of these dorks. USA USA USA USA

I kept waiting for you to drop the percentage of cops who haven’t shot anyone. I was so excited for that big KO, because it’s surely really far below 99.96 and 99.98.

I always think “wow that’s a fast air compressor”

United States: breaks the Iran nuclear treaty
Iran: seeing that the treaty is off, begins enriching uranium
United States:
[photo of shocked pokemon]

“Great post, solid name”

how much should harley rue the day that they committed corporate suicide by stopping buells and losing out on sales that numbered in the high dozens per year? How many youths chose iPhones, anime, and trans activism over motorcycles because Harley sold MV Agusta?” - the old men who come out of the woodwork any time

Baby boomers are the fucking worst.

look at the puritan