* gawkermedia.

Out of curiosity, did you think I was suggesting a half hour was too short, or too long? I think you might have made a reading fail!

Usorite! Inorite! Well I would, but I get WAY too many stars and replies when I do that.

That was an advanced spelling mistake.

Er, we haven't met, my name is crackity?

How can I be irritable when we won?

"the director of the ACLU's Tennessee chapter Hedy Weinberg stated:"

It should be illegal to get welfare if you're using illegal drugs.

It's about time. We need to test everyone though, not just those who answer yes to one of the questions, or even those seeking welfare. Hi Mom!

A person who describes themselves as an activist has a very high probability of hating very large demographics. Hating a very large demographic is a plus for some jobs (i.e., gawker writer), but a distinct minus for most.

"Why would I set myself up like that?"

And that is not true because...

If you say so, tampon dude.

I doubt that many doctors think it's either genital mutilation or death for trannies, because it's not true. It's pretty damn easy to say I'm going to kill myself if I don't get this thing, whether that thing is an inverted penis or an XBox One.

s/palate/palette/ ? Though many of U peeps would B better with a new palate! JK! I love U?!

Wut beepers cant type bro.

Most doctors think that chopping off a functional penis is doing a pretty fucking giant world of harm.

What about 42 pounds of bathroom caulk?