I’d be compelled to tell them, “You’re dumb, and you’ve been paying for your dumbness.”

“Out of Africa.”

There is no way this was any good. A) Limbaugh was a midwesterner, and these people have no clue what good sweet tea should be. B) Bottled tea, with two exceptions*, are trash. 3) Being a grade A capitalist, I’m sure it was made with the finest in tea dust and high fructose corn syrup with a light dash of preservative…

This is true; I quit drinking chocolate milk in the 3rd grade after seeing another kid’s chocolate milk puke festering on a lunchroom table. I never saw the act itself, it was just left there while our class filed in for lunch and we all had to walk by it.

I’m sure it will be “hand breaded” en masse at a factory and then flash-frozen, because no one in their right mind would trust the spliffed up dinguses at BK to do this without spreading chicken disease all over.

Tell you what, though. I will at least nominate one that, while it has its own issues like lack of HD content on Android and limited availability, is pretty great and FREE: Kanopy. You can get it if your local library is a participating partner. I get 10 credits a month to watch whatever the site hosts, and a lot of…

Tell you what, though. I will at least nominate one that, while it has its own issues like lack of HD content on…

I nominate none of them at all, because they all suck horribly in some way. Netflix is probably the easiest to use, but charges extra for HD. HD! And even more for 4k/HDR content. Hulu has commercials on their cheaper plans, and the interface is atrocious. But not as atrocious as Amazon’s, which makes it impossible to…

I nominate none of them at all, because they all suck horribly in some way. Netflix is probably the easiest to use,…

I’d willing to try anchovies but no one offers it as a topping. Granted, there are only 183,622 pizza places nearby, so maybe we need one more.

A Mental_Floss article on this says it debuted in 1955, so perhaps it’s a typo here.

Sadly, the supermarket-stacked ones that Rouses sells are about the only easy way to get a king cake over here in Alabama.  I keep saying I’m going to sneak off to New Orleans and bring home a few king cakes from real bakeries, but it appears they are all so popular and so slammed around Mardi Gras that I’d have to…

This happened because they didn’t license my can’t-miss tagline: “It’s Godiva, Godamnit!”

You know, Japan, just because you *can* do something, it doesn’t mean you *should* do something.

Yes, but with the exchange rate, it’s only good for 7.5 American platinum albums.

The Red Lobster in Pensacola so close to the Gulf of Mexico you could probably see the water if you climbed up on the room on a clear winter’s day, but on weekends pre-corona the wait to get in was 2 hours+. There’s probably a hundred seafood restaurants (locally owned, at that) within an hour’s drive of that place,…

He was often asleep on his old overnight show on the radio, too…He was pretty hated by his Mutual radio crew so they always saved the tapes of his screw ups. Sadly, most of the good stuff isn’t on YouTube, like the clip of him not knowing his show had started. He spent a good five minutes just shooting the shit with…

That argument never held water for me because teens earn money to spend it, not necessarily save it.  So they more they have, the more they spend, and the more the economy is stimulated.  

“Call now, play Phone Jeopardy!” Anyone who’s heard this before knows Trebek had a bit of a potty mouth:

Came here to say the same thing. The ranch hate mystifies me.  Good ranch dressing is so good!  Whenever I make it at home, I use whole milk, or half whole milk and half Blue Plate mayo. I don’t like BP for anything else but in ranch it’s just perfect.

“DEEEEATH POCKETS!” — Jim Gaffigan, probably

Clearly you’ve never had terrible small southern town Chinese food. I have, in multiple states, and it’s mostly an abomination.