Because it’s a great gag!

This chick has spent the entire season building goodwill for herself as this perfect NBA wife. She's been sweet and humble towards all her families success and attention... and then this past week she's basically thrown it all down the drain and become insufferable and a tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist.

Bombs against Boston rarely go over well

Then we’d have to endure the word “thug” thrown around 1,000 times the next day.

No, no one’s interested.

That’s why Webber was having a conniption fit, he was having flashbacks.

Wanna get away?

A great Southwest Airlines ad in this somewhere.

Between this and Hannah’s joint bachelor/bachelorette column, I’m rooting harder for Hogan to win than I did during Wrestlemania III.

you are clearly delusional. he went out to talk shit... just like Tony does. Tony tries to be a bad ass and spray him and accidentally runs him over. but the thing is there wouldn’t be this sort of dip shit mentality if it wasn’t for douche bags like Tony. and now he wants to talk about safety??? WTF was he doing…

The guy that kills someone with a car has safety concerns... the guy that causes a crash anytime he doesn’t like something and has a child like break down is now concerned about safety!? ahahahahahhah seriously, the guy should not be allowed to ever race again let alone be out of jail.

He's the secondmost famous alumnus, following adult fil star Jelena Jensen.

Christ, what’s that say about Northwestern then? Former home of thee Chet Hanks.

I vote for the 90-93 Celica GT convertible.

My guess is that he’s actually an utterly manufactured personality. How many scowls did he have to go through before he go tit juuuuuuust right?

I went to Tulane for 4 years right before Katrina, and have never been to a city before or since where the transition between “I’m OK here” to “I really shouldn’t be here” was so razor thin.

I used a 3 second rule at lights after dark.

They are two consenting adults. There is nothing creepy or gross about two consenting adults of any kind being in a romantic relationship.

The Cardinals losing is my fetish.