“We will get you out 75% of the time if you’re GOOD. We will jump and scream on the mound and stomp back to the dugout if we ring you up in a key situation, or whenever we want, really. But, if you are happy about one of the best moments of your life, we will throw a ball at potentially fatal speeds at your head,…

We should just flood the internet with Vines of people flipping things in front of Rangers fans for the rest of the offseason.

I will always champion those who break the unwritten rules of baseball, because the unwritten rules of baseball are all, 100%, yes even your favorite one, fucking stupid.

A larger pool to choose from certainly helps. Defensive terminology is essentially the same from middle school to the NFL. Yes, they get drastically more complicated and there are different versions of base defenses, but when a defensive player hears Cover 2 or Nickel, they know what it should look like. Coaches put…