@jfwlucy: But men have it hard, you know. Effective strategies to control uppity women take a lot of energy to implement. Being objectified on top of all of that makes life almost impossible to live.

@StuckOnRepeat: Look, to be fair, your initial comment wasn't just "impulsive" ... it read to me like you didn't even read my initial comment, which was a sociological observation about the different degrees of blame we place on mothers and fathers for bad parenting, framed in a provocative manner. (Next time, if you…

@StuckOnRepeat: Yeah, um, did I write that people wouldn't be appalled, let alone that it would be okay for fathers to do the same thing? No, I didn't.

I love non-human inspiration for Photoshop touch-ups!

Bad, mother, bad!

@brillow: Haha! Yur funny.

@MaggieF: Are you confusing her with Mary Cheney?

@GayRobotsRUS: Don't feed 'em.

Political disagreement! Civility! Humor!

@laureltreedaphne: Because every image the media puts out in the world of a black criminal reinforces the stereotype that "being black" means "being a criminal" ... especially when those negative images of blacks are the only images of blacks some (white) people see.

TIME, you look fat. Like you've been padded with Krupp.

Look, students aren't "getting the shaft" due to professors' own research. That is just a crock of stinking, mythical shit.

For anyone who needs something uplifting after listening to Palin and that horrid musical interlude, here's an example of how to correctly use the "Battle Hymn of the Republic":

@resplendent.bitch: They've already both secured spots on the White Lady Oppression team for 2012. Observers say Sarah Palin's got a two-second faster "white-to-oppressed" time than Dr. Laura, but Dr. Laura is training hard. (See: Today Show clip above.)

Back in the day, we smoked pot.

What would Drunk Jesus do?

Can we get a "Christian Bale is Drunk Jesus" meme going?

Y'all realize that 9 times out of 10 this image would be racist as fuck? I'm glad this is one time out of 10 that it isn't, but there isn't anything stupid about assuming racism in a racist culture.

For a 20 second answer about a complex political issue, I can't fault it. And it certainly isn't gibberish. The beginning is rocky, referring to Wikileaks as "that situation" and awkwardly shoehorning in "espionage" without more explanation, but if you remove the first 15 or so words of the answer, it comes across…