How long do you think they kept a straight face when they told him he got traded to New York?

There are some people (like me) who really never give their car a second thought as long as parts aren’t falling off while they’re rolling down the freeway. Then there are other people who are constantly tinkering with their vehicles, upgrading parts, performing maintenance, washing and waxing them...

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I do feel that the fact that suddenly he has no intention of signing an extension this summer is under-reported. At the time of the trade it was assumed as fact. In fact it’s a little mind boggling to me that LA didn’t insist on it as a condition. Think about it, there’s a chance, though likely small, that LA both…

I dunno. I'm 51 and I think a freshly dead Federer might be able to take me. To be sure, I night let him decompose a bit.

Sounded for a moment like he wanted to punch clear through him and hit Krzyzewski

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

It’s important to note the dates on those picks. Three of them are timed to arrive after the 2024 NBA season, when Russ will be 35 and Harden will be 34. The 2021 pick swap might not be worth much, but those later ones are looking really good.

I’ve never seen anything blown up so fast in Oklahoma City.
-Mayor David Holt

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As a teenager, my sister regularly played against Megan Rapinoe and her twin sister. My sister went on to be all-state in high school and all conference in college and blah blah blah (whatever, dad, I was good at sports too!!!), but I’m sure if I look hard enough in my parents’ garage, I could find some old VHS tapes…

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+1 to your literal plus one.

It’s a hell of a lot better than living in Arlington. 

There is literally no country on Earth more humble than the US of A

I’m sorry, arrogant Americans? In what universe? Americans are the classiest, most dignified, and humble people on the planet!

Incel rich kid at the fancy bar insists he didn’t even try to ask out Kate Upton that one time. But probably could’ve gotten her to go home with him.

They are both undeniably weird as hell and apparently pretty sensitive about it.

While Durant and Dolan would have certainly provided lots of fireworks, I think the combination of Durant and piss baby Kyrie has strong potential for a few explosions, as well.