Enjoy Galaxy Brain Monte Ellis, Knicks fans! 

Writing the problem in the way that it is written makes 2(1+2) an expression on its own that needs to be resolved first. Distributive property, motherfuckers. It’s separate from the 6 / portion. If it had been written

I was taught to multiply in the parentheses such as this in my college phsyics and calculus:

Can we get a separate Deadspin website broken off where all of the idiot writers who think the answers is 9 can be quarantined along with all of the moron commenters who agree with them then the rest of us who actually passed middle school can stay here and have intellectual conversations about leaked athlete dick…

I have NO idea what you’re talking about.

Upon further reading, in total he missed six times at the rim. I've never seen a game like that from him. He looked so lethargic. It was weird.

As usual, a job well done.

As usual, no one can say that Deadspin passed up an opportunity to shit on the Mets or the Jets. 

The Marlin2

Yeah. 

To be honest, gaslighting morons in Florida isn’t even that hard.

I know it’s jeets and he’s a legend but nobody’s just going to gift it to him. Success isn’t wrapped up neatly in a basket. 

The Miami Marlins: A #2 Production

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

To be fair it is still a dangerous substance that can cause real health problems to people so it’s understandable that authorities would want to investigate and punish people for its use.

Tenant: Pope Thrower

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TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF.

WHAT IN THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU