What in the fuck did I just read?

Zion Williamson is small Blake Griffin or Big Russell Westbrook depending on future shot selection, but plays better defense.  Only the defense thing is a compliment.

I pitched at the college and minor league level. Ohhhhh good for youuuu. Warming up then cooling down after the inning and repeat is a major stressor. Sometimes you sit there for 30 minutes before going back out if your offense has a big inning! Some ppl think oh jeeze he’ll be rested now. Well no, my body has had…

Worn out? Oh, you mean GSW Finally stopped playing Iso-ball when KD left, and made Harden and Paul run all over the court for an entire game? Yeah, turns out trapping while your lungs are burning in the 4th is pretty hard.

Agreed, at least the Pels have tried winning the last 7 years. They just suck at it. 

You knew Burneko in 2008 before working at deadspin? Why am I awed by this? Explain, good sir, and I’ll forget the Anthony Davis to LA articles ever happened.

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Two people under one roof enjoying horrible things is really marriage though, right?

I was taught to multiply in the parentheses such as this in my college phsyics and calculus:

I was taught to multiply in the parentheses such as this in my college phsyics and calculus:

I thought I had seen it all...

Man, all comeback stories come from recovering from self-inflicted wounds and outside adversity.  Four back surgeries. I'll have a scotch for the ol boy.

Pope Thrower was a no brainer upon reading the bracket. 

Nothing to worry about?! Have you never purchased an MLB baseball team just because it’d be a cool family project; without even caring about the millions in annual returns???? Well it's stressful!

All that was written above was true. But it also highlights why NCAA athletes need to be paid. RJ Barrett is getting taken to the cleaners by all publications. Even if the blame ultimately lies with coach K, RJ is critiqued on a national level. The NCAA is compliant in shit like this because they pay their coaches so…

Shut the hell up! It is an absurd thing to schedule another day of work in front of their 162 day straight work week.

LeBron is a great player. His coach firing, teammate trading, and various other shadow GMing has annoyed the fuck out of me. I cannot tell you how happy I am that, for once, it all ended in a truly grotesque nightmare. Even at the expense of the playoffs. I am complete now. 

I no longer need hard drugs. Just keep injecting this hilarious shit in my veins.

This thread has gone out of control.

These are the moments that sustain me in a season that will surely end in a Warriors title.