Can anything be more demeaning than the modern Political Wife? Poor boos (and I say that with serious love and concern)? When The Hill was running in '07/'08, was Bubba runnin' around displaying his fried chicken recipe, and giving moral support to all the brothers out there working as Stay at Home Dads? No, he was…

Question for whoever's out there:

You mean she's not crying for the Imperialist White Man to leave her Muslim land?! She's not demanding the Zionist cease his whoring for her Holy Land's natural resources? AND she's Afghan?! Whoa...what next? A female middle-schooler who shows more courage than Lady Gaga and Julian Assange combined…

Socialism is when workers control the means of production. That could lead to, or be led into by, universal healthcare, quality universal education, the legalization of all narcotics and the freeing of millions of prisoners, and a comprehensive jobs plan. None of these things the President supported, or at least…

Stop! Stop! You're making too much goddamn sense!

This POTUS is ridin' that celebrity train really fuckin' hard. Jigga and Bey, Kerry W. and Eva, blah blah and blah, and now (I'm sure - *eyeroll* - this was a random stump-n-stop) this. For an accused socialist, he sure loves milling about with the Recreational 1%. Oh, that's right, he's totally NOT a fuckin'…

Just like the cotton gin, the revolver and now the iPhone 5, technology is not always liberating. Indeed, it's a counter-revolutionary push.

Yeah, and every woman, until we boys learn to keep our hands to ourselves and not assume every female "wants it", must carry TWO of these. In a Longchamp bag, with a folding stock, this is doable.

....And the same goes for Mr. Ellis, the chronicler of the elite, Ruling Class, and all their sordid hillarities...

I'm not sure if I should be totally repulsed by these fans (in the way one would be repulsed if confronted with, say, neo-Nazi rants), or totally inspired, since they can make thirty - even fifty! - year old events as sharp and cutting as if it happened last week. "No, not the 1989 massacre, but the '85 one, ya'…

The aforementioned writers are probably showing too much fuckin' poise.

Between Mr. Sabol's production of classic NFL moments, people and teams, and The History Channel's illumination into the Third Reich, weekdays after school in the late '90s were actually kinda badass. My condolences to Mr. Sabol's family.

He lexicon-ically splits the baby: "Mind you, I neither have a son nor a 9-Year-old" Genius!

Oh man, this is one of those magical moments in jokes/satire. The Onion could've written Steven A.'s tweets, they are so money.

Your comment reminds me of the facile nature of Gay Marriage. Not that I disagree with it, but that, at the moment, it seems like something that mainly benefits elite people who have all the priveleges of bourgeois society, and - goddamnit! - why can't they have this, too. Rarely do I hear much in the way of…

I hate you for this question:

Is modernity slipping from our grasps while we sleep?

Well, in an ironic sort of way, you're promoting the dominance of "the inferior male reptile brain" and misogyny (I mean to suggest both separately). No one ever asks "housewives" if they're okay with their concealed and open form of slavery, whilst their hubbies work all day, take biz trips all week, and miss out on…

"Gummo" certainly fucked me up. Though later, when I realized it was what DMX's character was watchign after the club-heist scene in "Belly", followed by X saying how real that shit is, I was totally relieved I saw the film, even feeling I owed Mr. Korine a sort of debt.

I got you, boss. Fuck the Big 3 Mono's. Moses never existed. Jesus most likely never existed, and if he did, the propaganda Jesus of the Bible has totally obscured whomever was wandering the upper Galilee. (Here we go) And fuck the pROPHET Mohamed. Seriously, I wish I had the technical know-how to draw a…