Awesome.

Because you shouldn't be texting while driving.

I would rather just a get a Filco Majestouch NKRO with MX Browns instead of this riced out Razer shit.

So... many... dick jokes... MUST... REFRAIN

Palm Pre 2.

Lasers. Is there anything they CAN'T do?

@Bug Eyed Gekk: Well, it's been 10 years going to free porn sites, and I have yet to ever have a virus.

Does anybody else remember that terrible "MSN" browser from like 2001 or so??

"Using BitTorrent to download copyrighted software/film/TV shows"

In other news, nobody in audience understands who Steve Wozniak is.

Damn, now he can finally finance those 2 Macbooks he wanted

Yo dawg, we heard you liked being a hipster, so we put a Leica on yo iPhone so you can hip while you hip

@FriedPeeps: I know what you mean.

@FriedPeeps: If you went to a shopping mall, and saw a frat boy who was perfectly healthy park his car in a handicap spot, you wouldn't think "Wow, what a douchebag"?

@Dodge2002: Seriously, this article has more sources and is longer than articles posted here about real tech.

@alek2407: I'm all for the idea for non-violent offenders, it's just the possibility that this could be used for violent offenders that scares me.

@Lovick: The only way this would work is if they could magically sense when the criminal was committing a crime and have the police teleport there.

I would like to see the iPad even render a RAW file from a Canon EOS 5D Mark II.

Yeah, that's what I want. Instead of rapists and pedophiles rotting in prison, I would MUCH rather them have ankle monitors that give them god knows how long to do their thing before police show up.

The app's thing is NOT correct.