Cheaper is not cheap

Now give me a fire ax and I’ll show you how much damage can be done.

But at least it was hella fun to read.

DM Trump: “You enter the yuge room. Roll for save.”

This really raises the steaks for mobile games.

I find this concept difficult to swallow

I’m glad someone got it.

Nice Futurama reference Freddy!

Call your travel agent. Looks like you need a trip to Thighland.

The company is taking the time to read and respond to messages from their contact link...

Well Done.

Exactly - one only gets a few of those opportunities to knock it out of the ball park. You have a 7/10th of a second - what are you going to do. I’d say he cleared the fence.

I wish there was a way for us to thank this man. Applause to you sir!

...why am I not doing more with my life...

I designed one for my Nexus 6p:

What the worker saw in that split second

Chimps are STRONG, too. One of the things they taught us early when I was in training for zoo volunteer work is that a two year old chimp is strong enough to rip the arms off of an adult man. So. Yeah, I didn’t watch the video either (I’m at work) but dude was lucky he didn’t get wrecked by that chimp. You do not mess…

Maybe you should let the ice melt before putting the eggs on top?

Bread!