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While I think making a 19-minute video about a 13-minute video about a 128-minute film is kind of ridiculous, the conversations springing up about the consumption of film criticism—or whatever the hell CinemaSins calls itself—is really interesting. I never knew that people take content from CinemaSins, Honest

And it seemed like Girls squandered a potentially compelling storyline. I liked the dynamic between Hannah and her three co-workers, and thought it would have been interesting to see the conflict play out longer. What is it really like for still relatively young adults who are still quite idealistic, interesting in

Yes. The first time I heard the album was during a road trip. Whenever I hear those songs I just remember being on the highway and trying not to cry.

I'm surprised "moving that weight a thousand miles" wasn't already a thing. Amazing.

Whenever I'm in the mood to track down an episode of Sister Sister, that is always the episode I watch. I don't know why I find it so funny. In addition to the part that you mentioned, I always die at watching Lisa's slow horror as she listens to a song by the rapper on a Walkman.

At first I thought they were being sarcastic. Like a "Isn't it funny that a musician is giving his critique on a TV show" kind of headline.

This is the thing I always find confusing: how are we defining 2015? If it's not the "Best," then what is it? Is it in terms of chart performance, stream counts, VEVO hits, and commercials? Is it the feeling or sensibility? I've never understood that.

Yeah. I don't know if I'm cold on this show because it's not really for me, but I'm glad I stuck around to the end. I'm most interested in the scenes between Cannavale and Ato Essandoh, and I'm hoping that we get to see more of Olivia Wilde's Factory days.

I had a professor who was stalling to finish his thesis. He said part of the problem, beyond procrastination, was that he didn't want to be known as Dr. Dolittle.

That also bothered me. I don't remember him mentioning it before, and the whole "Rogelio might be bad with kids" thing is confusing, because didn't he help raise two stepdaughters? I remember them being spoiled in the beginning, but I thought Rogelio was close with them?

I feel stupid for thinking there would be an interesting conversation here. There is a lot of powerful imagery in both the video and the lyrics (but I suppose I think it's powerful because this song is actually made for me), but of course the article had to crop out the two most ridiculous lines in the song.

For years I thought Michael Jackson was singing "Keep up with the porn stars/Don't stop 'til you get enough." Now I know that it's just a Star Wars reference…and I still can't accept it.

I'm sorry, but the "Pound Cake Speech" was garbage, wrapped up in inaccurate statistics, sprinkled with stereotypes on a bed of respectability politics. No one is perfect, but seriously, fuck Bill Cosby.

I don't know. When I complained about YJ being moved from Friday evenings to Saturday mornings, someone had to remind me that the show is targeted to children who would up watching cartoons on Saturdays, not hungover college students. I wonder if the move helped, ratings wise.

Same here. I know I'm being a sucky,"stop having fun, guys!" kind of person, especially since I *love* Hamilton (the "listen to most of the album every single day" kind of love). Lin-Manuel Miranda is obviously great, and I like the nerdy, one-of-us vibe he gives off. But the fandom surrounding the show is exhausting.

Never change, Paul Kinsey.

I remember watching that around Thanksgiving. I wasn't even a big fan of the musical, but I thought it was great to see something different on TV.

I'll watch. Off The Wall is my favorite album of his, and I'm a sucker for these softball music documentaries.

I'm on the Internet, minding my own business. Then I see a picture of Gilbert Gottfried. All I have to do is glance at it, and for the next 15-30 minutes, I hear all of my thoughts in his voice. This happens every single time.

Right. I don't understand the idea that a romance would cheapen the story. We are living in a post-Parks and Recreation, "I love you and I like you" world. Steven and Connie are adorable and have a great, important friendship. A little puppy love would be consistent with the way their relationship has developed, but