I kind of hope Aidy pulled that screaming girl from the audience by the hair after that sketch and whooped her ass in the back. Aidy was adorable in that seventh grade picture.

He sure does in my sexual fantasies. Oh Scott, make a Quantum Leap into my body right now!

Summary of review: "Every single storyline is either boring or awful, but it improved so much from last week that I'll give it a B…PLUS!" Yet, I agree with the grade for some reason.

There were a lot of non-jokes where it seemed we were supposed to laugh (or something). The guy carrying out the laughing dolphin made a weird comment I can't really remember that I was confused by. Another with Homer's throwing away trash near the trash can with some Pig bucket was supposed to be funny I guess. …

I did expect someone to burst out at the end and do a, "It's not too late!" monologue with a Bobcat Goldthwait-like hostage taker in the background.

When listening to The Story of My Life on Spotify, I thought it was One Republic at first until realizing it was actually One Direction and liking it anyway in spite of myself. I can't help think the cute blond one that looks like Ellen Degeneres is enjoying that bicep around his neck in the above picture.

I'm pretty sure the voting irregularities from last season will be what does Peter in.

uh huh Honey

B- for the episode overall.

"Brian Smith, one of those stock CBS studs with the charisma of cardboard."

I could of sworn Streep said that in The Bridges of Madison County.

I would have given the show an A if I could, however I can't, because the re-design sucks. Also, Ted Mosby in a towel, I never want to see that again.

I completely forgot about both until you mentioned them. I thought at the time, the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon was one of their funniest in a long while (but didn't remember seeing many of the cartoons in a while either). The Tapped Out reference was fun, even though it'll mean the app will be obsolete in a year or…

He did get offered partnership, but David Lee's quick aside with Diane was that he was a moron and maybe not worth the poaching.

This is the later season Simpsons I remember most, a decent setup and funny jokes before the first commercial break, followed by meandering silliness that I'm quickly bored with. I actually sympathized with Marge since Homer should care for his own damn baby before helping a stranger's kid - even if its named after…

My favorite "birth in an elevator" scene would be Mr. Belding's wife giving birth with the help of Zach Morris on Saved by the Bell. It's my favorite mostly because I don't remember any other ones at the moment, but I'm not exactly trying to think hard either.

Thanks Obama!

1. A yummy adorable actor that will be yummy and adorable next week.
2. I assumed she had smeared lipstick rather than herpes, but I barely remember.
3. Kristen Wiig was such an amazing Kris Jenner but hopefully Kardashian hoopla is almost over and E! goes bankrupt. (The Soup shall go elsewhere hopefully).
4. I mostly…

I would be shocked if Kanye could actually make fun of himself by doing that, but stranger things have happened.

Yes it was that Buzzfeed article. Everything on Buzzfeed is usually so exaggerated it reaches hyperbole. "This is the cutest puppy video you have ever seen this morning!" "This is why Ryan Gosling should always be shirtless!" "You should dump your friends and follow Mindy Kaling on Twitter right now, here's 17…