Yep, every rubber hose is probably going to need replacement, too.

Driven, 2001. It’s not okay that I like this movie.

Yes. Doesn't mean you're wrong. 

No, not obvious.

Six Pack or Stroker Ace. Does that show my age?

You could try reading the linked Guardian article.

I got a dog who sniffs butts. Not sure how useful that is, but he loves his work.

Well, yeah, his brakes are never going to pass TuV either, so that’s a given.

The IDx, still stands as the newest modern car that has captured my imagination and made me say take my money!  Such a good looking car with the right proportions, clean angular design, and just feels like a good size.  I really really wanted one and even begges the Nissan folks at the Detroit Auto Show that year to…

I appreciate the entertainment value of this saga, but for anyone whose job is something other than writing such tales, it obviously makes a lot more sense to spend the time working and then spend that money on a functioning vehicle.

David, this van seems to have visibly aged you a few years. 

That’s why I did an SR swap.

If that. My 240 felt like it had all of 50hp 😔

I love how the video ends with someone shouting “DAVID!”

Can they make this instead? Or is it too much of a concept?

Neat King Cobra

My cars always have some complicated attachment point that you have to construct with directions blowing around on your hood. I’m somewhat mechanically inclined: I change my own brakes/oil/tie rods, etc.. But changing my wipers always summons cursing and box throwing.

if I wasn’t, then why does it hurt so bad to be just finding this out?

Yes, it’s less wasteful. But I prefer the beam style blades. That all being said, never buy new complete blades from a store. I buy them online and pay like a third of the price.

Because you are not a certified Cheap Bastard™