For dildoes alone she deserves better than to be associated with these dicks.

I was a cashier in a grocery store for awhile, and had to deal with that kind of bullshit allllll the time. Often a customer is requesting something you *literally* do not have the power to do, and they get so fucking pissed, and then a manager has to come over and tell them exactly what you’ve been telling them,…

Is that that Ansel Apricot guy?

Coming soon to a theatre near you. Starring Rupert Grint, Tom Hiddleston as “PawPaw”, and Emma Stone as the hot immigrant Ming Su.

I’ve worked jobs that grant me “free time” if I get my work done and I’ve worked jobs where I’m expected to fill every damn second of that time with some kind of work. Both of them are jobs, both of them I agreed to, and in each case I knew what I was getting into when I came into work in the morning. I know the…

Sounds like Family Dollar.

Exactly. I work at a very busy taqueria. Every second we are not serving we need to be restocking and prepping. Your sixteen little plastic cups equals somebody else’s lack of fajita veggies or Arbol salsa later in the lunch rush.

He should have to pay extra for the containers.

The joke’s on CBS, Emma Stone won’t be any cheaper.

Maybe, but if you are out surfing by yourself, seeing Dolphins can be comforting.

InAktion-T45?

Oh I wish I was a millennial, not even close, I was born in 1973 so this should resonate with me if I wasn’t European.

Did someone say White Russian?

Pittsburgh

1. Yes.

I dunno. I think he’s a self-centered, egotistical, vindictive, power-hungry dimwit with tissue-paper skin, the vocabulary and temperment of a three-year old and a staggering lack of self-awareness, but I also think he’s got some form of dementia that’s destroyed his judgement and affected his memory.

Clearly you’re controlled opposition bought by Soros dollars.

Oh, sure. Everybody knows Sharks are killers, but nobody talks about Jets anymore...