She is so moist and spongy. Not at all a good cat.

Thank you for exposing me to the worst cats!!!!

FAKE NEWS NOT A CAT, LADY

Thank you! Just got here and saw those pics and videos, and I’m like that is the worst cat ever. Just not even a bit fluffy.

MEOW MEOW TIME FOR MY DAILY OILING will never not set me off on the giggles.

omfg that is some peak tumblr!

You do realize that as she had a work permit to work legally in the US.. AND the fact that she filed for Asylum, that she didn’t commit a crime (at least as far as the previous administrations (key is plural, since we are talking at least from Clinton, through Bush and Obama).. Basically as she didn’t go through the…

Don’t insult the bag of dicks like that... or Mall Cops.. most ICE agents are at best closer to biker bar bouncers.. nuance escapes them (nor do they actually care).

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again and I’ll keep saying it till the day I die.

What’s your point? You understand that it is possible to appreciate the magnitude of dropping bombs while still not supporting Trump’s foreign policy as a whole?

Lean left?

I love Romania as much as the next guy but isn’t getting declared prince of Transylvania basically just screaming i’m a vampire.

Prince of Transylvania?

Apropos of nothing only me needing a giggle

Everyone also seems to have forgotten that time Andrea told a suicidal teenager, who just tried to cut her wrists, that it’s okay to give up on life and it’s her choice if she wants to kill herself.

I’ve said this before, but I’ve always wondered, why not morphine OD? That’s what they do on the battlefield. And as someone who has had some morphine, holy shit, if I die, that’s how I want to go. Smiling and happy and peaceful and pain free.

I’m pro-death penalty, with no felonies, and I would not volunteer for this. I know nothing about these people or their cases and I don’t believe that committing murder automatically equals death penalty. Now if one of these people was Jeffrey Dahmer or that guy in Brazil that killed his girlfriend and fed her to his…

This idea that lethal injection is more humane is for the sake of those watching, not the person being executed.

“Getting two tickets to an execution is like getting two tickets to NASCAR, except you know Jeff Gordon’s gonna die!”

BEYONCE THE CHICKEN! I’d forgotten all about that ditty :-)