I have some buzzwords that describe you: dipshit, .8 % condom breakage, 336th trimester abortion, sparsely attended funeral, the guy that a Papa Johns driver checks on to see if he’s still alive but remembers that he’s an asshole that doesn’t tip so he leaves him to die with the band of his Trump underwear around his…

What I was fumblingly trying to say wasn’t “some people don’t look younger because of genetics” - because they do - but “most people look older than necessary because of choices”.

Don’t. We are better, we are stronger. It’s the last gasp for the racists. I am here for you, and you are here for others. Everything is gonna be alright.

As the old Jewish joke goes, whenever I’m feeling down, I read Der Sturmer. It tells me that my people are endlessly rich and run the world.

Bingo, which is why he probably pulls the little feller out and spanks off in front of a circus mirror that makes things look a lot bigger when he forces Malaria to have what he calls sex with him.

It’s fine, the Browns have no attack whatsoever.

If anything he will do more damage to the system and that’s the only silver lining I see in the election.

You gotta understand though, Hillary is against everything we stand for.

Lemme guess, most ‘Berners’ you know are white, relatively stable class, and straight?

Is President Clinton going to demote Bernie from the Senate to the House? That seems vindictive.

Fuck everyone who talks about the revolution. And especially fuck those who have the wealth and resources to protect themselves if necessary. I’ve always figured a revolution is like lots of riots strung together and wrapped up in a war. Revolution is not really where I want to go. Revolutions tend to be very hard on…

I know, right? People keep using that word but there is no evidence of corruption. Clinton has been effectively undergoing the process of vetting since the Whitewater controversy in the 1990s.

Surviving is not generally what you wish for. You want to prosper, flourish, delight in life. Of course survive is better than die, but it’s not really aspirational. Bush left us much worse off than we started out. The country was less prosperous, less safe, and dangerously divided at the end of those eight years.

Coming here to say just this. A rich, white woman living in CA is going to be fine if Donald Trump is elected. Susan Sarandon especially will be fine because getting an artist’s visa is really f-ing easy if you’re a notable actor. Yuck.

I agree, this attitude is very dangerous. One of my friends (I’ve known her forever) just posted her “I believe that it is responsible to vote for a third party, I can’t vote for crooked Hillary and I won’t be frightened by Trump so that’s why I just voted for Jill Stein.” Here’s the thing, back in the day she…

I know it’s her right and all, but ugh...

Donald Trump, a chunky puddle of dried up vomit that was scraped up off the sidewalk outside a strip club and then reanimated with the harvested souls of murdered puppies, is an especially odious asshole.

Yeah. I meant they do the “woof” thing, but I think they growl too. The Vice channel thing actually aired this cute little documentary as part of their Balls Deep series where a nerdy little straight guy spent a weekend at a gathering of bears on a beach in New Jersey (sadly, it was not called “Where the Bears Are”)…

This was from his lecture/stand-up routine from years ago, bears weren’t really a known thing outside of the community, and I’m still not sure that the average straight person over 40 knows what about bears.

And, you can tell someone is big, burly, and hairy just by looking at them, but not every big, burly, hairy gay…

You know, until about 30 minutes ago I had no idea either. I knew she was a disable veteran Congresswoman running for Senate because that was one of the races that is key to the Dems regaining the Senate, and her comments when Trump made the statement about being gifted a Purple Heart was easier than getting it for…