If she literally ate him, it would solve our problem.

But there already are tons of decorations and music and the Peanuts special showed on the 1st of December and will repeat on the 22nd. Even if Clinton were elected (and she was by popular vote), we’d still have it because again, the majority of the US is Christian. The only time in history when Christmas was banned…

I’m so angry I plan to do the very opposite: I am going to look up every word in English that is of Russian origin and remove it from my vocabulary. Perhaps I shall learn German in solidarity with Angela Merkel and other Germans who still believe in a liberal democracy. Or Hebrew and/or Yiddish, cuz we all know how…

I was wondering when someone would suggest asking first before doing anything that might inconvenience someone else. I haven’t flown but since I’m hobbit height and have stubby corgi legs, I’d prolly be ok with someone reclining and might even switch places with a taller person so they don’t get twisted up like a…

So what’s wrong with considering non-Christians once in a while? Or being a bit anal about the separation of church and state? You yourself said that when you’re talking to Jewish people you correct yourself to say happy Hanukkah. Saying happy holidays just prevents one from making that mistake. When you’re part of…

Honestly, people who work in retail don’t give a fuck about this. As long as you’re not going postal about coupons or whatever, we don’t care. And if you’re acting like a tool, it’s not religion or anything that we get annoyed at, it’s just the shitty attitude.

Who was stopping you before? The War on Christmas is a total fabrication. Christians are a majority in this country. Even non-Christians celebrate Christmas. I work in retail; guess when we started to get Xmas stuff? If you said mid-June, you’re a winner. Of what, I don’t know, but you’re a winner. If a customer says…

I remember there was this case of a woman who truly believed she was an Irish woman in her past life, and gave many details about it. When people investigated it, they found that when she was a little girl she had an Irish neighbor. She was remembering her neighbor, but forgot how she knew it. Source amnesia. So some…

Phobias are the most common disorder people can have. In a way our experiences can affect our tendency to have them. My mom was arachnophobic and unwittingly probably influenced my sister and me to be the same. I cured myself by learning all I can about spiders and now love them. I even got mom to admit that jumping…

Maybe people will start to remember being Australopithecus* or something...

I think if you’re a rape apologist like Paglia is, you don’t get to call yourself a feminist, period.

I work in retail and our Xmas tape includes the worst version of “Ave Maria” I’ve ever heard in my life. And I’m including times I’ve tried to sing it. The vocalist sounds like a dying bagpipe, and I can’t decide if they’re a woman with the flattest voice ever, or a man who thinks he’s a tenor and is sadly mistaken.…

WHORE! WHORE! WHORE!

I think Tiffany’s prettier because of her imperfections. Ivanka has that creepy Aryan thing going on that makes me feel she’s gonna demand to see my papers. And I’m part German.

White men are born on third base. That applies to looks as it does everything else.

I need to catch up (geddit) on his comments.

Awww, Tomato Troll survived the death of Gawker. I’m feeling nostalgic now.

You think HRC—someone who helped defuse international tensions as SecState—is as bad or even worse than a bewigged anal wart who’s already starting problems with China? We’re talking about a man who’s indebted to Putin, a man who poisons his enemies with fucking polonium. Even if the machines weren’t hacked (and I…

In an alternate universe, Dubya became a famous folk painter and President Gore was heralded for preventing 9/11.

So you’re saying I shouldn’t have fucked that koala?