Question: would you touch a poop for $20?

Joke I heard from a male comedian back in the 90s: carry a straight razor with you at all times. That way, if a man tries to rape you, you can grab his wiener in one hand, and hold the razor in the other and ask him, “Do you want me to cut this from your body?” And remember, when he says no, he really means yes.

I wonder if the shift is also helping to reduce the level of anorexia as well. I assume that one has to have a good amount of strength and muscle to execute these moves and it’s harder to do that on 300 cals/day. At least the US women look healthier. Maybe they won’t have osteoporosis at age 35.

The movie might have been a flop but I really liked it, FWIW. But damn was that an ordeal for them. I wanna hug Ed Harris and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio.

I wonder if it’s more about the fans feeding each other than communicating with him. I remember back when Rick Springfield got married (yes I am an old) I was sad and thought “ooh I hate her” but there wasn’t anyone else near me who felt the same way so I got over it quickly. Social media helps them egg each other on.…

Dafuq is this?

It’s weird cuz other dudes who were once pretty boys, like Jensen Ackles or Chris Evans, managed to become handsome 30-something dudes. Most men around Leo’s age are at their peak, looks-wise.

And Kate Bush’s songs are much more complex and multi-layered. Even when she was a teen.

Also green when he came out of the water. Not sure if that’s the chlorine reacting to the bleach or just the Rio water.

When she says “I’ll never let go” and then sloooowly pries his frozen hands off the door, I wept. From laughter.

All those foolish women in their complex dresses and corsets should’ve just stripped down so they could’ve swam (swum? swimmed?) better in the ice-cold North Atlantic.

No way is he going to put those his wee baby hand on his heart for all to see, especially since he’s right next to Ben Carson and his long, elegant fingers.

Apparently he says she’s a hypocrite because there are some on the US team who tested positive for doping in the past. Except that King’s on record saying that if she were making the decision, she’d not let the US dopers on the team either.

Even better, they don’t shave/wax like the swimming team weirdos (I know it’s hetero-normative as fuck but chest stubble on a dude freaks me out).

Big brown eyes are totally my downfall. It’s why I can’t have dogs; I’d let them get away with murder.

Yup, tho to be fair lots of women watch football too, especially in superfan cities like Pittsburgh. But ultimately liking stories is a pretty universal thing.

THIS COMMENT MAKES ME ANGRY

Every damn Steelers game since 2012: Did you know that when Todd Haley came on as the new offensive coach he and quarterback Ben Roethlisberger didn’t see eye-to-eye? And it took a while, but their relationship is much smoother now?

Which is the reason why I really like her. She reminds me of women in my family, like my mom, who are always being told they have attitude problems or are intimidating when they’re just being direct. I think women are expected to be passive aggressive and shit about things so when a woman is simply direct she’s…

NO TRUE STEELERS FAN WOULD EVER PUT THE TERRIBLE TOWEL ON THEIR JUNK.