It’s only shocking when they stop using the dog whistle.

Not enough references to squats.

I think Whoopi has become the personification of “insane troll logic”. Either that or Andy Kaufman isn’t dead and is pulling off an awesome trolling.

I so less than 3 your username.

I can think of one situation in which a cat would sit on his head. At least if there weren’t any litterboxes around.

If boys and men are so easily distracted that a sliver of midriff sends them off the deep end maybe they shouldn’t be in charge of important things like government.

We’re not terribly fond of you either.

A Møøse once bit my sister...

The awesome game Plants vs. Zombies parodied those ads beautifully: http://venuspatrol.com/2009/08/the-ne…

True, but most of the people claiming to have that ancestry aren’t describing it that way. And if it were that case, there’d most likely be some evidence.

Both my mom and my sister have invisible disabilities. If any able-bodied asshole wants to become disabled, I’ll be more than happy to help them out.

If I were dictator, I’d make a law that says anyone who claims NA ancestry must take a DNA test to prove it. Now I know such tests aren’t perfect, as mtDNA can’t show paternal ancestry, but I’d still require it.

And it hurts those of us who are genuinely mentally ill. It makes people think that all mentally ill people will do horrible things when the vast majority of us are perfectly law-abiding citizens. On one job I had a co-worker “joke” about how I was probably going to go postal some day even though I never showed any…

Call me when Pepsi One is resurrected.

In defense of those of us who are throwing up our hands in disgust, I think the brutality came on like Chinese water torture. At first we thought would could take it but eventually the drip after drip after drip after drip became too much. Everyone has their limit. Just because mine is lower than yours doesn’t mean…

I love the Welsh, I really do. My ancestors spoke Irish, which is another ridiculous Celtic language as well. But man, does Welsh spelling look like a drunken dare.

Recently, I’ve been reading about King Alfred the Great of England. His wife was named Ealhswith* and their children were named Æthelflæd, Lady of the Mercians (a really awesome woman, btw), Edward the Elder** (the next king), Æthelgifu, who became an abbess, Ælfthryth , countess of Flanders, and finally his youngest…

Especially since white people have crazy names. German and Eastern European names can be a mile long, Irish names (if using the original spelling) are pronounced completely different from the spelling, and you have to swallow your own tongue to pronounce Welsh names.

It took me 3 months from when I submitted my application to get Medicaid. In the meantime I had at least one major breakdown because I was rationing my antidepressants.

An option for modest brides (or for women who just don’t feel like showing arm or cleavage) would be checking out designers on Etsy or those who make medieval-inspired dresses. That way one can specify exactly how they want the dress to look and it’s guaranteed to be one of a kind.