“This is not album of the year. This is album of the life.”

“You should have contacted the Chicago Pagan Society before you started this,” one comment reads.

Not even this one?

He was resting in his trailer when Travolta walked in to give him a Scientology “touch assist.” Using his index finger, he touched Kleiser in various places as he said, over and over, “Feel my finger.”

What are you doing tonight?

Forgot his mat AND cannot do the pose.

Nice look.

“... The truth is finally out about an abusive tyrant who has engaged in despicable conduct toward women for a very long time.”

Now why is she wearing white?

How does he keep his whites so white?

I can see bits of toilet paper and corn from here.

Why didn’t I listen to my parents?

“She’s a huge fan,” the woman said. “And now I can see why! You’re amazing. I want to hire you.”

We’re good, no thanks.

Sweat due to the heat and the excessive amount of makeup. Does he have jaundice?

Although the CGI bear ought to get the Oscar, Leo will most likely finally get it this year.

She needs some pie.

Genitals have ID?