He drives, I guess, a V10, which is just ignorant and dumb. So you’re going to get an ignorant and dumb take on EVs, which threaten his “throaty engine sound”.

Riiiiight, captain 18MPG has everything in perfect balance. Yep, that’s what we should shoot for as a civilization, 18MPG. It’s worked so far, amirite?

You’re just another consumer bro who gloms onto big trucks for virtue signalling false masculinity to your other consumer bros. Don’t worry, you’re not alone. It’s a…

Just fatass America hating on something so they won’t think about their own fatassness.

That’s why a 400 to 500 mile range is so nice to have. 

“Americans by and large do not tolerate cults of personality”

Psst, what is the first thing you think of when I say “orange”?

I dare you to name another CEO you’d imprison/fire before Musk. I guarantee you can’t name a single CEO of a major company.

And the list of sins by corporate america dwarf anything your obsessive nerdhate target has done.

Really, that’s just mainstream corporate propaganda infecting your world viewpoint.

It’s high-school level anti-intellectual nerd hard. And since most of the US has not matured past the age of a teenager...

It’s unlikely he’s ever even encountered the tragedy of the commons in his worldview.

Does anyone want to educate the libertarian idiot as to the basic fundamental fallacies in his simplistic reasoning?

I wish I had a popup mirror to blind tailgating trucks. 

18MPG isn’t even remotely “good”. It’s not fuck-the-world Hummer H1, but it’s still really bad.

... seriously? Do you have no idea how torque output and engines work?

All the more hilarious since you have “rev” in your username.

Hurr durr queers, right bros?

Thank you for fatally submarining the desperate whitewashing of truck owners by the other commenters, Neanderthal.

I agree, we have a winner for the OK Boomer COTD!

At some point battery density has to start climbing again. There’s been way too much announced advances (especially from the canadian Tesla-sponsored battery researchers). Some of those advances hinted at liquid chemistry at the same densities as projected solid batteries.

I’ve seen much less bullshit claims from…

Dude, have you driven one? I mean, you are named ‘87Merk’. 

Yes, the valiant brave gleaming armor knights of valor that head up the usual ICE dinoburners ... Those are the paragons of virtue! Why, look at the great city by the great lake they built in Detroit and see what their stalwart commitment to our land has forged in the plains of central America, and also in Central…

But grills are good design?

Grills are absolutely stupid. They are the space cones of the 2000s. Modern truck design is unbelievably ugly, just astonishingly terrible. Grills exist to make limp-dicked dudes feel better about themselves with huge aggressive angry chrome faces to pointlessly intimidate other…

Whatever. Your site runs on clicks and engagement, and anti-Tesla gets you clicks and engagement. Therefore you are paid to be anti-Tesla.

Whether or not you are additionally paid by big oil and big car to be critical while glowingly reviewing each BMW crossover with useless HP inflation is really besides the point.

Dead…

As much as all the truck poseurs commenting on this site.