Your Mom is trash? Is that the proper next step in devolving this, uh, “discussion”?

Thanks for the enlightening exchange of opinions. Or, as you like to say, Nuh-UHHHH!

Last year was a freak super bowl, just like this year was a freak super bowl. I’ve speculated that holding was no-holds-barred last year while this year everyone was told that holding would be more strictly enforced. So yes Brady threw all over the field, but he also lost to a career backup quarterback... who threw…

Bullshit, this site rides Markelle Fultz into career oblivion tracking every nuance of what turned out to be a damaged nerve, mock the Lakers MUD crew who have at least 3 certifiably mentally ill people, and others...

If you want any semblance of objectivity, you do unto yourself as you hath done to others. Including…

RE: TB12 scientology:

I .. am an agnostic towards the atheist end of the spectrum. There are a few things that give me pause: the inherent beauty and complexity of physical laws governing our universe, the fact my current GF dropped into my life magically after my mom died... but really, there is one major thing I…

TL;DR schools are scared of huge bubble they’ve built and will tolerate anything to maintain or improve their relative standing in college rankings.

So... how about Eli? The two years Eli goes with an above-average defense he beats Brady with QB performances that also were just “game management”.

No one thinks Eli is really that amazing, especially you I’d guess, he just had two good teams.

Brady waltzes into every super bowl with Belichick and his defense, and an…

I am, admittedly, terrible at agreeing with people.

I’ve only had problems with the alternator. I’m a 2006 with a manual. Goddamn I love that car.

What does it matter? Americans buy HP but drive Torque.

To make it worse, in the age of the internet, horsepower is now even more a sad, desperate substitute for declining masculinity not procured for anything remotely useful.

EVs are now coming out that will easily neuter million dollar hypercars on the street in the…

SACKS. HITS. Goddamn yes. The last game of the season should be open season on quarterbacks, they have a whole year to recover.

Because it kept marching inexorably to a terrible conclusion filled with lots of vapid praise for Brady, Boston, and pro-Trump people.

Replete with absolutely lucky breaks that the Patriots seem to get every year (that pass breakup in the endzone was goddamn miraculous)

He was probably afraid of Belichick switching the defense right when the radio cut out.

THat was the hype, but look at Belichick’s record in stopping historically good offenses. Chiefs and Rams this year, Peyton Manning for years on end, the Rams in the early years, he’s just a goddamn wizard. 

Or Peyton routinely getting shut down by Belichick in the playoffs.

Basically McVay and Goff were rookies, going against Belichick. They might be second-years in actuality (I don’t count Goff’s year with Jeff Fisher), but they weren’t ready.

Basically, with Brady just shitting the bed from a performance standpoint, it…

Harden is basically the point guard of houston. He brings the ball up, passes to himself, scores. Also averaging more assists than all of those point guards.

Note: I loathe James Harden’s game outside of his legitimately amazing three point shooting.

Well, they do worship Bill Simmons around here.

Here, let me translate “entrepreneur”.

They originally thought they would only make money from suckers paying them to add them to their database, but realized they could also make money charging the government access to the database.

Which Naruto character is the flashiest but actually not that powerful?

Oh. Rock Lee. All physical power and stats. No special skills.

Again, all based on voodoo economics that ISN’T CHARGING FOR CARBON EMISSIONS. Which you seem perfectly happy with. Yes, I’m aware that America is almost backward in its energy policies, even in California. Well, look at who is in office. Meanwhile everywhere else is building oodles of alternative energy, and America…

Night power: Wind. Energy Storage.