You find a razor on the ground, you’re going to use it.

You got extra clothes I can tell you how to make a quilt out of them for less than $2.00 and a half-hour’s scrounging. You’re gonna need that come November.

I don’t like that he doesn’t have the mustache.

His name is Tomsula

Oldest trick in the book. Jimmy’s gonna fill his bindle with everyone else’s clothes.

Honestly both.

God, people are assholes or God people are assholes.

“This is maybe a few lads joking around and taking the mickey,” the fan club said in a statement.

No mention of Eddie Nketiah? Come on, Billy!

“I want to express my displeasure with Neymar as a fan but I want to do it in the way that allows for the easiest jokes about French stereotypes. The question is how?”

Dan Fouts yells “HE’S BEHIND YOU!!!!” when watching a horror movie in the theater.

Reading this article reminded me of that one really funny column Simmons did, but now I can’t find it anywhere.

+1. A very well written piece.

You seem so certain that you have a point, here.

maybe they saw a chance to be petty

Stop.

Well, it’s not like FS1 is setting new standards for airing post-season baseball, either. At least TBS had the stones to hire David Lynch to direct their broadcast, and it’s paying dividends in free publicity.

Are you fucking kidding me, scumbag?