Shhh. Internet comment sections don’t know what empathy means. Explaining it to them might raise the first of 10 plagues

Agreed. The later is much more powerful.

This seems as good a place as any to confess that I’ve played around 200 seasons of Football Manager.

Only a Cardinals fan would think anyone would care about a 73-65 team that is 15.5 games out of first in their division.

I understand the drinking age thing, but we’re the dirty border town where people come from up north to buy cheap shit. A significant portion of Erie County’s sales tax revenue comes from Canadians flooding our suburban shopping malls.

So one Sunday, I was in the absolute top row of the Bears home opener versus the Colts (Luck’s first pro game).

Are there no more grays??

Brah. He literally has a quote, “I was always good at letting things go through one ear, out the other, so to say...” You aren’t wrong in general, you are really wrong in this instance. This guy is a known airhead.

You do realize you are critiquing the technique of a bunt in a parody video??

And most importantly, you get to be self righteous in comment threads about engagement rings. And who can put a price on that?

I wish I lived where you do.

The fuck did the Bears do to you?

He was just in a bad mood after finding out he’s gotta find a new place to sleep next time the Nats visit San Diego.

Cousin Ruben coming in with a hot take. Warriors lost 9 games in the regular season, they have lost 7 already in the playoffs. In order for the Cavs to win the series they will need to beat the Warriors 2 more times, totaling 9 losses in the playoffs and equaling their loss total in the regular season. What does this…

Please.

FURTHER: when setting a blind screen (one that the basketball player being screened cannot see until he turns around), the basketball defender must be given room to turn around completely before contact occurs.

So to clarify, we can ONLY use this on cats? Asking for a friend.