“Golide Hawn”

You should cancel him and yell about it on Twitter.

Cawthorn wrote, in a typo-written [sic] note

Yup, it’s bullshit. I haven’t been on here in ages because reasons, and I finally return to this. It’s depressing. 

I haven’t really been on here much in the last 6 months. What did I miss?

Another SNS posted in the afternoon (eastern time), followed by a few more articles. My guess is nobody will realize this is SNS, and it will be a ghost town yet again.

I laughed at the life coach update. Literally everyone I know who is a life coach ended up there after some sort of crisis, and it often comes off as more of an attempt to prove to themselves that they know what they are doing with their lives than anything else. (Not too dissimilar to every person I know who hasn’t…

A “life coach”. I guess if you can’t do, teach.

I dated a guy who thought we shouldn’t get married because we disagreed sometimes and he equated disagreement with his parent’s divorce.

In hindsight, Amanda rapping Bobby Brown’s Humpin’ Around as her wedding vows was kind of a red flag.

So is this how Taco Bell won the franchise wars? By sticking to a real meat menu?

LOL. I’ll believe it when I see it.

While IKEA’s meatballs are certainly iconic they are far from the first store to offer food to shoppers. Dime stores like Woolworth’s were doing it years before IKEA even existed.

In the event you somehow forgot, this trial is happening because Depp is suing Heard for $50 million after she wrote an op-ed in the Washington Post in 2018 where she alleged she had experienced “domestic abuse.”

This whole series of trials is an absolute shit show. The details are horrifying on both sides. What I hate the MOST are Depp fans turning court footage into GIFs and laughing at the whole thing.

Pete is playing chess here, not checkers. This was his goal all along. Now that he has secured the free loungewear he will be moving on to the next girl soon enough, possible a prominent female tattoo artist or weed entrepreneur.

In Asia, there is no Diet Coke; it used to be called Coke Lite. Now it’s Coke Black or No Sugar Coke, whatever. I always wondered if Fanta was ever available in the USA, because since Coca-Cola bought it from the Germans after WWII, it’s available all over the world, but I never saw it when I was living in the States.

My guess is anyone demanding the return of such an abomination has never experienced one. I’ve never eaten one, but I’ve seen one eaten, and it’s why I spent the following decade and some change avoiding Taco Bell until collegiate inevitability. The first rule of Taco Bell is never look at the meat, and the Bell…

Rainbow Push Coalition and Illinois Innocence Project are going to have to hire some serious staff to coordinate spending the windfall profits this song generates.

My mom belonged to a women’s club that did one of these cookbooks as a fundraiser. I recall that some of the content - lists of substitutions, measurement conversion tables, recipes for staple items like frosting, joke/funny recipes, calendars, etc. - was provided by the publisher. I think the publishers of these…