This is my favorite Get/Out Media misplaced ad of all time, although this is from when Univision owned them and they were called Gizmodo Media:

Also known as Watergate Salad! It had nothing to do with the break-in; it was created at a restaurant in the Watergate complex.

Michael Caine has NEVER turned down a role. Ask him about “Beyond the Poseidon Adventure.” On the other hand, no matter how schlocky or drecky he always gives 110%.

Or send them to college or some other place with an abysmal cafeteria. Mine was so bad I actually lost weight my freshman year. I had some upperclassmen (is that the term? They were mostly women) friends who had on-campus and off-campus apartments and through them I learned to cook.

I may be missing something, but JoJo Siwa is not doing the cha-cha and Matt James is not samba-ing. They’re very theatrically jitterbugging. You and your partner can samba and/or cha-cha on a crowded dance floor; you don’t need the equivalent of an NBA basketball court to do it.

Easy to confuse the two: they both went to that Rogue’s Gallery known as Georgetown. 

Who knows if you’ll ever see this but it’s pretty clear that for whatever reason Herb Spamfellow and Mold Hill or whatever the VC firm is called despise the concept of engaged commenters. When they brought back Deadspin (or “Deadspin,” like something out of Stephen King’’s Pet Sematary), notice that they didn’t even…

Richards was also pushing 40 at the time (he was 38, 39, something like that) so I am eagerly waiting for this to be described as “youthful indiscretions.”

And the chances of any of these people being real is, what, 1:5,000,000?

I used to live next to a teeny gas station on a busy corner in Manhattan. I used to go there to buy cigarettes. Seemingly overnight they squeezed in a little Subway concession on one side and a little Dunkin Donuts concession on the other. Problem was the gas station was a franchise owned by a lovely family from…

I miss GroupThink. It was very benign, like a daily version of the old SNS with lots of comments and I can’t remember anyone ever criticizing a G/O writer. It, too, was shut down.

I am fascinated by Roman social history. The food most definitely; the endless campaigns and imperial intrigue not so much. Garum, the craze for it, the competitive branding, the prices of it rising and falling. I read once in a great book that Romans were perhaps the greatest snackers who ever lived, stopping in all…

Yes, it is three days later and I feel compelled to pile on about how almost aggressively idiotic this entire “article” is. If we stick with the statue and look just at the leader image, where is the explanation of why the girl of the two children has that mysterious third arm?

That’s interesting, I never knew that about Nietzche. Apparently up until recently wives and children, like animals and slaves, were considered the “property” of the husbands and fathers, so there was little provision in the law to stop abuse against them. It’s one of the reasons why divorce was so ruinous and so…

I have a feeling my uber-WASPy relatives would not consider someone name Julie Yvette Rodriguez of Williamsburg’s McCarren Park to be white, per se, although as long she or her 12-year-old didn’t attack them or their pets they’d be perfectly fine with her. They adore my husband, who is a gay Black man, to the point…

That quote about judging a society by how it treats its children was said by Nelson Mandela. I don’t think he was quoting Nietzche but he might have been.

Exactly. I thought white suburban women were the last swing voters left in the country, and when they go Republican so go we all, no matter how unwillingly.

I think Caitlyn Jenner is...misguided, let’s say. But I will credit Bruce Jenner (to use the deadname) for coming out to my family.

Me too! We’re on the exact same vax schedule!

What is going on up there? I’ve heard in several places that the rollout (at least in Ontario) is going really slowly, but not why.