There was a case a few years ago of a group of students at Rutgers, I think, that came down with scurvy. How? They went on the tried and tru all-beer diet. If I were their nutritionist I would have advised at least one screwdriver a day to supplement.

Kirsten Dunst is forgetting that during These Unprecedented Times we are all Apart Together. Or Together Apart. I can’t remember, but it was a trendy/nauseating buzzphrase two or three months ago.

That sounds very Hawaiian. Are you Hawaiian? 

I read recently a feature about Long Island houses for sale with tiki bars. Just ones for sale, mind you, so there must be many more out there. They’re all outside, looks like they attached a huge awning (maybe to a garage,) thatched it, and were in business. Put in the bar, the stools, etc.

This is good news but there’s a Trumpian spin on this: TV ratings (the only ratings Trump is aware of) are down 6 million from the first night in 2016. Of course they are, with every passing year more and more people stream more and more stuff. 

That’s weird. I’m not on twitter. Like jinni said, I just clicked on the link and saw the tweet, and there’s a whole string of follow-up tweets that I saw too. Maybe this only works on a desktop and not a phone?

I was in an office kitchen once and the coffee system went on the fritz. Most people just went to the coffee place on the first floor but a couple of us rooted around. There was a jar of Nescafé hidden away. “Wow, they haven’t changed their packaging in a while, huh?”

I got a ton of assistance myself but I applied early admission and we were going to see what the bills would look like. Fine, go for it, that’s not bad!

In-person classwork was the last thing on their minds, I’m sure, but what really must have stung is (I believe) their sororities kicked them out. 

I went to a top university and believe me you can buy your way in anywhere. My tone-deaf alumni magazine practically advertises the fact, with glowing profiles of top donors who are so loyal that they and all their children decided to choose my alma mater over all others. My freshman year we had a “rah-rah, isn’t it…

I know a gay male couple who buy NFL-grade uniforms and helmets and then...

My parents were both heavy smokers and my mother had many fine qualities but Julia Child she was not. My mother would serve her quick dinners and, because it was the 1970s, the food was pretty bland. They salted their food like they were preparing hard tack and setting sail on a 2-year stint in the British Royal Navy…

Lucky you. I got a nude Steve Mnuchin just last week. I didn’t eat for three days.

I think if I were ever forced to go to DisneyWorld I would go to Epcot. I’d love to see what the Disney “imagineers” imagine what Americans think all those countries look like. I wonder if the food is any good? I think most of the “countries” have restaurants and cafes and snack bars. I have tons of time on my hands…

I would expect it’s pretty good because unless you’re a certified wack-job grifter like Gwynnie Goop everything you touch, let alone endorse/invest in, is part of your brand.

Everyone loves a good geodesic dome. Millions of people pay top dollar to see/experience the one at Epcot. Or they used to, and no doubt will again soon enough.

I think the Queen Mother is shown in that as a young girl.

I think the Queen Mother is shown in that as a young girl.

I have a couple of friends who are about your height. They bought some kind of Fiat. I don’t think it’s called a mini but it’s a very small model. They love it because you can park it anywhere. I saw it once. They told me that I physically couldn’t fit into it but it’s perfect for them.

I am in the grays so my voice won’t be heard but what about the New Haven-style white clam pizza? I can’t get enough when I can find it, but I can’t find it. I’m in NYC and people commute here from New Haven (it’s a haul and I wouldn’t do it but people do) and it’s as if no one has ever heard of it. We have tons of…